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Motha_fucka

1. yourcool
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 10:21pm UTC
   "I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin solo!!!"
   Nana, please, not at grandpa's funeral.
   
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2. rawrrrrx3
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 9:37pm UTC
   People on here
   OMG YOU'RE SO PRETTY AND YOU'RE SO PERFECT AND NICE AND SWEET AND AMAZING AND FUNNY AND AN OVERALL PHENOMENAL PERSON OMG LET'S BE FRIENDS AND I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE WE GET TO MEET BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST PERSON EVER
   People at school
   WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL BREATHING. SHOULDN'T YOU BE OFF WITH YOUR FELLOW MARTIANS AND EW WHAT ARE YOU WEARING AND WHY DO YOU EXIST OH AND YOU'RE WEIRD, UGLY, AND HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO FRIENDS AND I HOPE YOU MOVE TO IDAHO.
   
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3. Motha_fucka
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 6:58pm UTC
   Don't Hate, Appreciate
   
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4. blue_bubbles1
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 2:00am UTC
   Parents when we were 7: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
   Parents now: COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM!
   
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5. blue_bubbles1
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 10:58pm UTC
   THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
   Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.
   
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6. alliecat2323
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 8:29pm UTC
   I tend to be awkward, if I find you attractive.
   
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7. JustAnotherWittyGuy18
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 12:44am UTC
   I love you...
   i honestly do...
   i'm just afraid...
   
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8. StarCrossedLover
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 7:26pm UTC
   A cute boy
   Just moved in next door.
   SCORE
   
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9. MaxJacobZlatos
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 4:30pm UTC
   I'm Maxwell
   But you already knew that(;
   Can we get married?
   No?Ohk:(
   format by sandrasaurus
   
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10. strong4ever
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds,
    You would be a Mcgorgeous<3.
    
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11. KaylaMarieCovers
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 7:48am UTC
    Periods are just mother nature getting mad at us for something bad we did so she stabs us downstairs repeatedly and then laughs about it......
    
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12. XXelmoXX
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    How was t h e Red s e a m a d e?
    [♥] [♥] [♥] Over a very long period
    nmq
    
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13. runningislife*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    Let's all take a moment
    and be thankful there's a "history delete" button.
    mq
    
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14. sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    being like,
    "i'm 170 months old,"
    when asked your age
    
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15. xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Using big words to sound smart.
    I mean Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
    
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