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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 5:55pm UTC

Things I suck at:
~Being attractive
~Being normal
~Being likeable
~Being social
~Math

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 5:52pm UTC

"HAHA, you failed."
Yeah. So did your dad's condom.

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 5:42pm UTC

I really can't picture anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep.
I can't picture anyone getting buterflies because I said hi to them
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen or their cell phones when we're talking. I mean like...
Why would they even do that?
I'm just me. Nothing extraordinary, or special.

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 5:37pm UTC

It seems like everybody is in a relationshop or in love and i'm just here like
"i like that tree, that's a nice tree..."

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Nothing hurts more than being disappointed by the single person you thought would never hurt you

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, are you angry too?
Patrick: Yeah!
Spongebob: What's the matter?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead!

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Villian: Aren't you Patrick Star?
Patrick: Yup.
Villian: and this is your ID?
Patrick: Yup.
Villian: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case. This must be your wallet
Patrick: That makes sense to me.
Villian: Then take it.
Patrick: It's not my wallet.

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 5:24pm UTC

My life
My choices
My mistakes
My Lessons
Not your business

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Sitting in the movie theater, ready to watch a movie, then BAM! Giant human giraffe sits in front of you.

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 5:18pm UTC

I can't picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can't picture someone thinking about me when they're laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can't picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can't picture anyone getting butterflis because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can't picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone. I just can't.

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Me: It's cold
Zayn: .....
Me: ......
Zayn: Why are you in my shower?
Me: I followed my heart, and it led me here.
Zayn: That's deep, you can stay.

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 5:05pm UTC

If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life, I wouldn't approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read, they would rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 4:59pm UTC

Reasons why i'm not in a relationship
~I already have food
~People are confusing as f.uck
~I always feel like i'm never good enough
~I'm ugly and look like s.hit
~The person I like, never likes me.

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking to shake it out and you're pretty sure it's gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you're like oh no

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 4:54pm UTC

How most teenagers spend their birthday: PARTY PARTY PARTY DRINKING ALCOHOL BIRTHDAY S.EX F.UCK YEAH MOTHER F.UCKERS GOING HAM SMOKING SOME WEED
How I spend my birthday: @NiallOfficial PLEASE FOLLOW ME ITS MY BIRTHDAY xxx 401

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 4:52pm UTC

Friend 1: I can draw really well
Friend 2: I write really well
Friend 3: I'm really athletic
Friend 4: I'm hot
Friend 5: I can dance really well
Me: I can breathe.

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 4:49pm UTC

Guys on the internet: I want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
Guys in my area: If the girl got an a,ss and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafukka swag

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Monsterlovin2
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January 13, 2013 4:47pm UTC

It's funny because people think i'm quiet.
But i'm just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and i'll use them against you to get further in life
because I hate everyone

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Monsterlovin2
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January 11, 2013 5:24pm UTC

If you like One Direction, Justin Bieber, Hot Chelle Rae, Fifth Harmony, Ed Sheeran, Peyton Sanders, Austin Mahone, Emblem 3 etc
then follow me on twitter!!! If you want a follow back, then tweet me and ask for a follow back ok
@143Niall_

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Monsterlovin2
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January 9, 2013 4:37pm UTC

Today at school
***Physics&Chem class*****
Me: Let's jam out to some Ed Sheeran Mr. Fleming.
Him: who?
Jen: yeah who is that?
Me: YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ED SHEERAN?
Jack: nope.
Malissa: No never
Me: HOW DO YOU ALL LIVE
Mr. Fleming: so who is he then
Me: HE'S THE GINGER GOD
Him: I am judging you so hard, no I can't take you right now, you're done bye**walks away***
***15 minutes late***
Me: Mr. Fleming I have a question
Him: No, you said ginger god 15 minutes ago i am not helping you, bye.
TRUE STORY

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