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MonkeyMeghanxD

1. safyreasthesea
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2013 1:19pm UTC
   You, sir, are going on my to-do list
   
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2. Raynniee
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2013 4:05pm UTC
   I wish
   exercising was as easy as eating.
   
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3. happiest*
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2013 10:21am UTC
   On a scale of one to America, how free are you to go on a date with me?? ;)
   North Korea.
   nmq
   
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4. Infinity on high*
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2013 2:49am UTC
   Overprotective parents
   raise the best liars.
   
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5. Calibri (Body) *
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2013 4:26pm UTC
   Any one else excited for the sequel to Finding Nemo ?!:
   Finding DORY
   Release Date : 2015
   
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6. MonkeyMeghanxD
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 1:05pm UTC
   Yesterday I found out that my old freind is going to die of a brain tumer.
   He only has 3 weeks to live. He is well aware that he is going to die. EVERYONE used to make fun of him. Till the day he trew up in the middle of 2nd period. They even laughed at that, until they had an assembley that he has a brain tumer.
   Please <3 (Favorite)this in respect for James Greene. May he always be in our hearts...Thank You...R.I.P., James.
   
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7. Merlin
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   January 3, 2013 3:38pm UTC
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8. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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9. Smiles_Mustaches
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2013 12:02pm UTC
   You are Forever Alone!
   www. yourmom.com
   See how forever alone you really are today.
   Adchoices
   You thought that was an actual ad didnt you?
   
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10. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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11. srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 8:56am UTC
    We are like dominoes
    I fall for you
    You fall for another
    
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12. happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 8:59am UTC
    Next time a stranger talks to me when i'm alone...
    I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly
    "You can see me?"
    
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13. TheLostGirl
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    HOW CAN YOU
    look a child in the eyes
    and pull the trigger
    
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14. HellsMessenger
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    If I'm honest, if people could hear what I was thinking, I
    would probably be put in a mental hospital...
    
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15. iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    How many tickles does it take to make
    a squid laugh?
    Ten-tickles!
    nmq, just thought it was hilarous
    
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16. yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    you must be a math problem
    because you're annoying and difficult and i don't wanna solve your problems for you.
    
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17. kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    if you've ever been called
    "ugly"
    put this as your quote
    &
    whoever ♥'s it
    disagrees
    
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18. winterswishingwell
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    to the children who never got a chance to live there lives
    R.I.P
    <3
    
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19. happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 9:30am UTC
    The awkward moment when a guy have longer eyelashes than you...
    
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20. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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