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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 6:56pm UTC

I respect who ever let women into the army;
because a girl on her period + a gun=
Unstoppable

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The_Drama_Girl
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March 14, 2012 7:25pm UTC

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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 11:22am UTC

Dear Teacher ,
My Hand Is Not Raised, Therefore I Don't
Know The Answer ...
Sincerly, Stop Calling On Me.
❤

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The_Drama_Girl
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 9:22am UTC

mom: you're so beautiful hunny, you could get any guy you want.
on the internet: You're Gorgeous! Why are you single?
crush: get out of my way you demented potato.

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Sebastian_isTheName
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Me: "You're cute when you're mad."
Her: "Yeah well I'm about to get real f*cking adorable."

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Kanerpop
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 9:08am UTC

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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Alliebabeexoxo
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 1:19pm UTC

Having
one password
for everything

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tumbletime77
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 1:11pm UTC

♥ dear parents,
thanks for the weired name. now i will never get to buy one of those cosomized keychains.
highlight^

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QuotesAreMyLife7
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 1:50pm UTC

Friend: Your phone's ringing.
Me: Yeahh, phone's tend to do that.

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celticsloverxx103
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 11:20am UTC

Fav for Witty chat back
Comment why if not.!
Top qoute so
steve
will
see?!?
nmf♥

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 9:03am UTC

• • • • • •
I know I make mistakes.
I'm living life every day.
It's never really easy.
- but it's okay.
Format credit - RunawayRachel (:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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13MusicSpazXx
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 9:29am UTC

I would give up my witty for you<3
Really?? :') <3
Lol no.

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_CoolStoryBabe_
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 8:47am UTC

When your teacher says
PARTNERS &
you look at your bestfriend
whos looking at someone
else.
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© format by: h0peful

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Just_3_Things
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 8:30am UTC

When i first made a WITTY
i never thought it would
be this additcing.
nmf

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x_katiee_x
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 8:29am UTC

TONGUE TWISTERS
Betty Butter bought some butter but the butter Betty bought was bitter so Betty bought some better butter better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!
format by neversaynever16
nmf FAVE AND ILL DO MORE! x

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