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yourcool
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January 5, 2013 2:07pm UTC

if two witches watched two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?

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Courtlynpaige
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December 16, 2012 12:04am UTC

❄I don't know
but I've been told
the world outside is oh so cold ❄

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_StayStrongBeautiful
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 2:00am UTC

isn't it heartbreaking,
how easily you can dedicate your life to destroying yourself?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:13pm UTC

when i met you, i got this tingling sensation...
then i realized my phone was on vibrate.

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sammy*
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December 15, 2012 2:42pm UTC

Mom: you haven't moved since i left the house 5 hours ago.
Me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from.

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yourcool
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December 11, 2012 5:46pm UTC

things to do while the internet is down:
- cry in the mirror
- yell at your internet provider.
- nervously pace back and forth
- repeatedly click refresh
- complain to your local congressman
- paint your feelings
- stagger outside, become confused and disoriented by "real world"
- fill the nagging pie of des[air in your stomach with donuts
- ask god, "why me?"
- assume the fetal position and hum quietly

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thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 9:35pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
BREATHE

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swimmyshark
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September 27, 2012 5:03pm UTC

MLIA
"I have a question."
-Teacher walks away-
Um okay thats cool too.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 1:50pm UTC

Interviewer: What is the craziest thing that has ever happened
To you on stage?
Louis: A girl once showed her breasts!
Harry: WE LOVED IT!

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 10:16am UTC

That one picture that looks perfect,
Until you notice whats going on in the
background...

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Onism*
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September 27, 2012 2:48pm UTC

There are 86, 400 seconds in a day and congratulations, you just wasted 10 of them reading this

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PurplePinkDreams
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September 24, 2012 12:49pm UTC

I speak 3 different languages.
Normal English.
Like this.
Ghetto English.
Lyk dis yo mothafuc.ka!
And fangirl English.
LIKE THISSSS OMFG ASDFGHJKDSAOIUYDFGDSA
nmq

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Admit it,
we've all yelled at a book

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underestimated
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 3:44pm UTC

My Entire School:
"You don't talk much."
Me:
"That's because I hate you all."

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isitonlyme
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September 14, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Mom: Hurry up..I have to be somewhere.
Me: Pulls all plugs out of electronic equipment to speed up shut down, sprints out of house half-dressed, and breaks speed limit running to the car
.....
Me: Hey Mom, I need to be on time for this thing, can we go, I have to be there in 15 minutes?
Mom: Cleans entire house, waters plants, redecorates rooms, applies for Israeli citizenship, runs for UK president, starts a gambling ring, purchases zimmer frame, crawls to car, forgets keys, crawls back inside house.

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