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  1. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  2. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Even the sun sets
    In PaRaDise♥

  4. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    &&Who else remembers-
    Pop it, lock itk, polka dot it
    Country fivi'n, hip hop it
    Put your hawk in the sky
    Move side to side
    Jump to the left, stick it, glide
    Zig zag cross the floor
    Shuffle in diagonal
    When the drums hit hand on your hips
    One footed 180 twist


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:30am UTC
    Guys: Why do girls care so much about being skinny? It's annoying.
    Guys: Ew. Fat girls.

  7. Luvlife2468 Luvlife2468
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    ~How they wrote 'Boyfriend':
    Mike: Okay bro, so I got something like 'if I was your boyfriend, i wouldn't let you go'
    Justin: No no no.. What about 'if I was your boyfriend, i'd never let you go'
    Mike: But never say never
    Justin: Forget that, I'm legal, I can break rules
    ...
    Mike: Uh okay.. next.. 'I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow'
    Justin: Okay, I like it
    Mike: And I don't know what now
    Justin: 'SWAG'!
    Justin: Go add 'swag'!
    Mike: Justin, but we wanted to get it more mature
    Justin: I want 'swag' in my song!
    Mike:
    Justin: c'mon, look I'm gonna sing 'swag swag swag, on you'
    Justin: Amazing!
    Mike:
    ...
    Mike: Okay well.. And then something like 'tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't..'
    Justin: Mike Mike Mike Mike!
    Justin: I got a rhyme!
    Justin: 'I could be your Buzz Lightyear, fly across the globe'
    Mike: but-
    Justin: I want Buzz Lightyear there!
    ...
    Justin: I KNOW!
    Justin: Then I'm gonna sing 'swaggie' with my sexy deep voice
    Justin: They love my sexy deep voice
    Mike:
    Justin:
    Mike:
    Justin:
    Mike: Tell people I didn't write it
    nmq,nmf
    Not trying to be
    affensive, I just thought it was funny.

  8. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:53am UTC
    During the course of my life
    I have seen many bathrooms
    thanks to facebook
    ♦♥♦
    nmf nmq

  9. ImmaBelieber67 ImmaBelieber67
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Did you know? #434
    You blink more than 10 million times a year.

  10. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Watching raindrops on a window,
    & pretending they're racing ♥

  11. ricecrispy2128 ricecrispy2128
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Admit It...
    the bigger water fountian is favored more than the smaller one.

  12. nimmi nimmi
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    If I had a dollar for every
    time someone called me beautiful
    I could buy a car.
    If I got a dollar for every time I believed it...
    I'd have nothing at all.
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    not my format

  13. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Need some ice for
    that burn?
    Oh wait. Nevermind. You could just chip a little off your heart.

  14. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    Dear Scissors,
    I feel your pain....no one wants to run with me either.
    Sincerely,
    Sarah Palin

  15. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Remember These?
    Lizzie McGuire
    Hannah Montana
    Suite Life of Zack and Cody
    Lilo and Stitch
    That's So Raven
    Life With Derek
    Kim Possible
    The Rugrats
    American Dragon: Jake Long
    Even Stevens
    Phil of the Future
    Jonas L.A.
    Drake and Josh
    Fairly Odd Parents
    Hey Arnold
    Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
    Power Puff Girls
    Ed, Edd, n Eddy
    i miss these shows.
    anyone else?

  16. XxRecoverxX XxRecoverxX
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
    Alice: I'm afraid so, you're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.

  17. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Fans:
    Harry Potter fan: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
    Percy Jackson Fan: I've always wanted to go to Camp Half Blood
    Hunger Games fan: I'm fine...

  18. ricecrispy2128 ricecrispy2128
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Fave this
    if you love your mom.
    It is mother's day after all...
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  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    everything magically appears,
    when your mom looks for it...
    MOM, I LOST ONE DIRECTION

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

:)

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