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I_Dont_Know
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December 7, 2012 6:31pm UTC

The three most common lies you will ever hear:
1. I'm fine.
2. I have no more gum.
3. You will use Algebra in real life.

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Emilycullen
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December 7, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Singing all I want for Christmas
and thinking of that special person...
<3
nmf/mq

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sumaiya_malik
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December 7, 2012 3:51pm UTC

HIT THE PEDAL, HEAVY METAL, SHOW ME YOU CARE....! X

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NoraQuotes
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December 7, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Random Person: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?

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sumaiya_malik
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December 7, 2012 2:54pm UTC

I wuld love to meet the teenage version of my parents!.....

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SofieSurfer
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December 6, 2012 5:55pm UTC

The empty feeling when you realize that he will never like you

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swaggin_destiny
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November 2, 2012 10:32am UTC

People: Why do you love one direction? They will never love you back.
Directioners: Why do you breathe? You're going to die anyways!

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You_R_Beautiful
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November 2, 2012 10:37am UTC

They only care if you're pretty, or you're dead.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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manimoo9786
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 10:19am UTC

If there wasn't music..
How could we show how we feel?
How could we feel better?
How could we relate?
Life without music, would be bad

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 10:21am UTC

EVER HAVE THOSE MOMENTS...
When you just wanna let it all out and cry?
...yet the tears don't fall.

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I_Dont_Know
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October 31, 2012 9:09pm UTC

To prevent from waking up on "the wrong side of the bed,"
simply never get out of bed.

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LaceyyLee21
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October 27, 2012 9:10pm UTC

when P Diddy wakes up feeling like me...

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bryella
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October 27, 2012 9:13pm UTC

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underestimated
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October 27, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Police: Ma'am, are you drunk?
Me: I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously,
stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables!
Police: Get in the car!

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nicholasjerryanon
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October 27, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Me: *Breathes*
Mom: "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR
ATTITUDE"

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CrazyFootballChick
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 9:15pm UTC

I'm great in bed.
trust me.
I CAN SLEEP FOR DAYS.

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underestimated
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October 27, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Little Mary was not the best student in sunday school,
usually she slept theough the class.
One day the teacher called out her name while she was napping,
"Tell me Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, Little Johnny,
an Altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her,
took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" Shouted mary and the teacher said,
"Very good!" And Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary,
"Who is our lord and savior?"
But mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny cam to the rescue and stabbed her again.
"Jesus Christ!" Shouted Mary. And the teacher said,
"Very good," And Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question,
"What did eve say to adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted,
"IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!!"
The teacher fainted.

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
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October 27, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Broken condom style!
Aye! It's a baby!

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underestimated
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October 27, 2012 9:33pm UTC

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