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November 11, 2013 7:25am UTC

Am I the only one that feels like saying "bless you" when someone coughs? ...

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November 11, 2013 5:11am UTC

Dear teacher, don't expect me to feel special when you say the same thing to every single student.

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November 10, 2013 11:39am UTC

I'm going to be totally awesome and #hashtag.
see what I did there?
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November 10, 2013 4:44am UTC

Sometimes I think I would fit better in a mental hospital..

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November 9, 2013 7:25pm UTC

That moment when you wake up and say to yourself "Oh gosh, I'll go to bed early today"
And it doesn't happen.
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November 9, 2013 7:23pm UTC

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November 9, 2013 12:37pm UTC

Get the f*** out of my face, or i'll show you my new specialty, fifty shades of bruises.
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June 24, 2013 2:16pm UTC

What if..one day google was deleted and we couldn't google what happened to google....

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December 31, 2012 5:28pm UTC

That Moment When
you realise when all Top Today quotes is in this format.

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December 28, 2012 9:38am UTC

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December 24, 2012 1:25pm UTC

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December 24, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Boy: It makes me go insane!
Girl: You really hate school, don't you?
Boy: No, That guy has been watching you all day.

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December 24, 2012 12:25pm UTC

Merry Christmas, witty people!c;
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December 20, 2012 7:49pm UTC

I'll be sleeping when the world ends.
Good night c;

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December 16, 2012 8:18am UTC

Wish me good luck with math exam c:
Going for an A !!

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December 8, 2012 11:23am UTC

Sleepingwithsirens
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December 8, 2012 10:56am UTC

Me at Mcdonalds: Can I get a plain cheeseburger?
Dude working at Mcdonalds: Do you want mini carrots, something to drink, chips, double cheeseburg-
Me: Just give me a cheeseburger.

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December 8, 2012 10:27am UTC

REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? ruined. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
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December 7, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Random Person: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?

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December 7, 2012 3:36pm UTC

<3
Are you familiar with this symbol?
we usually use this as a heart that symbolizes "LOVE"
but in Math it means
"Less than three"
In short, love is only between "two persons only"
and no space for 'Third Party'

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