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x3TheStoryOfUs
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December 4, 2011 8:51pm UTC

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NoJudgeMePlease
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November 17, 2012 7:51pm UTC

An actual performance of two boys in my Health class:
hey, don't want a baby! do, do, do, do, do, do, do it condom style!
hey, she had your baby! bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, broken condom style!

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LacedRibbon
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November 17, 2012 8:36pm UTC

The awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it herpes.

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AllyReneexD
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November 17, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Plot Twist:
We are all actually neighbors but we don't socialize enough to realize it.
Tumblr

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AustinH
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November 17, 2012 11:27pm UTC

*opens a can of pringles*
Me: This could be the start of something new, it feels so right to be here with you oooh

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OneDirectionQuotes
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November 17, 2012 9:48pm UTC

"Are you guys funny?"
Harry: "We think we are."

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Emily*
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November 17, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Sometimes
i grab my bo.obs.
because , well i can.

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storyteller246
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November 12, 2012 5:24pm UTC

When i went babysitting for a 9-year old in my neighborhood last night, she went to sleep and I saw a piece of paper on her desk. She wrote on it:
I love you daddy, i miss you. Timmy is taking care of Mommy when she cries at night. I don't know why she does but we still make her feel better. For Father's Day last year I made a card in school. I put it in your room. Daddy i cant wait until you come back to see it! It's in red your favorite color.
I almost cried because her dad is in the military, and he died in war a year ago. She doesn't know that, which breaks my heart.

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Jahyvie
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November 12, 2012 6:04pm UTC

I wanna be
drunk when I
wake up on
the right side
of the wrong bed

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Jahyvie
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November 12, 2012 6:02pm UTC

And I know
You love Shrek
because youve watched
it 12 times
but maybe you're hoping
for a fairytale to.

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thestargazer
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November 11, 2012 4:47pm UTC

I think my friend may have a unhealthy obsession with the show "Everybody Hates Chris"
In class:
Me: Hey can I borrow your eraser?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: *erases sentence*
Friend: That's 10 cents of eraser you just used! and 5 cents of pencil lead you wasted writing that sentence!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Danielle*
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November 5, 2012 9:50pm UTC

This Is For You
This is for everyone who hates themselves, for people who want to kill themselves. This is for the people who believe that everyone is better off without them or for not knowing them.
I know it seems hopeless, and I know that it seems like there's no way out, or like things will never get better.
But please just hear me out!
Things will get better eventually, maybe you'll have to work harder for them to get better, but I can promise that they will get better.
Think about all your friends, family, and all your teachers.
Your friends will be blaming themselves for everything that happened between you and them. All the fights that seemed big at the time will be the smallest things in the world to them. All the photos of you with them will hurt them more than you could even imagine. They will look down at that photo and say "We used to be so happy... What happened? How could I have not seen this?" They will never forgive themselves and just wonder what they could've done to help you.They will blame themselves.
Your family will blame themselves for being hard on you, and for telling you to do better. The stress that they put on you will then be put on them. You're siblings will cry for days on end. You're mom will slip into depression and blame herself. Your father will try so hard to keep the family together and to help your mom, but he knows that it's really hard on everyone and can't seem to handle it himself. Your entire family will grieve for you, cry for you, and miss you like crazy.
Your teachers will wish that they weren't so hard on you and will remember how you were in their class, and will begin to cry about what happened.
You're a great person!!! You impact everyone you meet, everyone you talk to, and everyone you have ever come in contact with.
Just please!
I know it seems hopeless and you're probably like no one will miss me.
But people will I can guarantee it, you'll be relieved of what was happening to you. But the people around you won't. They will suffer a great loss in their lives.
Please don't.

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loveisjusta_history_
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October 28, 2012 7:23pm UTC

Everyone on fb: yay! no school! omg who wants to sleepover?!?!
Me: There is a hurricane. Hurricane. Hurricane. HURRICANE. Not a little rain storm you can go dance in & take pictures. HURRICANE.

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loveisjusta_history_
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October 28, 2012 11:05pm UTC

I love it when
her name lights up on my screen & I instantly smile.

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loveisjusta_history_
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November 3, 2012 11:00pm UTC

Not everyone is nice,
wether you like it or not,
and sometimes people are rude and mean,
but sometimes people need to learn
how to grow the f-ck up & say f-ck who makes me unhappy.

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loveisjusta_history_
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November 4, 2012 1:28pm UTC

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loveisjusta_history_
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November 5, 2012 6:32pm UTC

& sometimes I sit &
count the days when
you said 'I love you'
I FELT SO DAMN HAPPY
but I still couldn't
understand
the empty feeling at night
after you left me
alone in there
in that house of
horrors ~

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quietkid
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November 6, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Society: If you say that you're goth, you aren't goth.
Goth people: So what are we? Fluffy rainbow unicorns?

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