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So I'm a witty guy and a Witty guy.
And you can love me or not.

But I wouldn't, because I'm not worth the dirt I stand on.

NoJudgeMePlease
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 7:49pm UTC

I saw a sticky note for
operationbeautiful.com
in the movie theater bathroom.
I assume that's for...
that gay guys that feel ugly?
cool.

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NoJudgeMePlease
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 7:44pm UTC

I like to hug girls hello instead of fist-bumping
because girls get happy if they get to hug someone
and I like hugging a happy girl.

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NoJudgeMePlease
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC

grandma: "Patrick, your hair is so long now!"
me: "Yeah, I guess it is."
grandma: "I wonder if you can put it in a ponytail?"
me: "Yes."
grandma: "Will you put it up for me?"
me:
grandma:
me: "No."
grandma:
me:
grandma: "Can I put it up for you?"
me:
grandma:
me: "No."
me: "Just- no."

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NoJudgeMePlease
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 2:29pm UTC

This is
about to be
the new most
over-used
format on witty
'stairs'
you're welcome.

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NoJudgeMePlease
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 3:43pm UTC

I'm drinking juice straight from the carton and my mum walks in.
me: "I can explain..."
and she looks at me and says,
"You'd better drink that. whole. damn. thing."

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NoJudgeMePlease
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 3:33pm UTC

me: at the mall
girls: dancing around like idiots in hollister entry
girls: see me, freeze
girls: fall over
me: die laughing

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NoJudgeMePlease
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 8:42pm UTC

I can't tell
if I have a top quote because I'm funny
or because I'm a guy

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NoJudgeMePlease
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 7:51pm UTC

An actual performance of two boys in my Health class:
hey, don't want a baby! do, do, do, do, do, do, do it condom style!
hey, she had your baby! bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, broken condom style!

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NoJudgeMePlease
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 7:47pm UTC

So.
I am a guy on witty.
I have the right to be here.
I will be here.
You can like that or not.
That is all-
me

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