grandma: "Patrick, your hair is so long
now!"
me: "Yeah, I guess it is."
grandma: "I wonder if you can put it in a
ponytail?"
me: "Yes."
grandma: "Will you put it up for
me?"
me:
grandma:
me: "No."
grandma:
me:
grandma: "Can I put it up for you?"
me:
grandma:
me: "No."
me: "Just- no."