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  1. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  2. herecomesthesunshine herecomesthesunshine
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:33am EST
    U.G.L..Y
    U gotta love yourself.

  3. gigglerQueen gigglerQueen
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 11:09am EDT
    when you fall in love
    with a piece of clothing
    but then you see the price tag.
    Its all
    nevermind I'll find someone
    like you
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. herecomesthesunshine herecomesthesunshine
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 1:54am EST
    Never should've told you
    that I fell in love.
    cause you turned me right around and threw me down
    and now I can't get up.
    You'll be sorry just you wait and see,
    but let's get one thing straight,
    You're gonna regret you left me.

  5. LiveLifeLoved LiveLifeLoved
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:04am EST
    e
    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    24 hours; 56minutes
    8 s e c o n d s
    til christmas♥

  6. MyPaperHeartBleedsForYou MyPaperHeartBleedsForYou
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:01am EST
    So last night ;
    Iwas at theguy
    I like's house.
    And he left the couch to go help his mom with
    something .
    And while he was gone , I played barbie with
    his little sister .
    Then the next thing I know , She looks up at
    Me and says "My big brother loves you ."
    Shocked , I asked " How do you know that .?"
    Then I smiled.
    She looked at me , with the most serious face
    And replys ; Well he has this Spider Man toy ;
    And he never lets me play with it !
    So I ask mommy why , and she said ;
    That You gave it to my big brother."
    Smiling I said , " Alanna , I gave that to him
    When I was 5 years old. I'm sure he'll let you
    Play with it .
    She Looked at me with a gleam in her eyes
    And said , " Sometimes I catch my brother
    Cuddling in bed with it . But shhh ! Don't tell
    him !
    Just then her brother walked into the room ,
    In silence , Alanna walked over to him ,
    Grabbed his hand , brought him over to me ,
    Made him hold my hand .
    Then she smiled and in her tiney little voice
    she said ;
    " Garhett pinkey promise me something ."
    He smiled at her and said "Anything kiddo ;
    wassup.?"
    Then Alanna looked at me, then back to her
    Brother and said ,
    "marry her"
    Then her brother grabbed her little pinkey and
    Replied ;
    I Pinkey Promise I will.


  7. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  8. xoxomariana xoxomariana
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 2:06pm EDT
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    we come to love not by finding a perfect person;;but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly..♥

  9. SmileBitches SmileBitches
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 6:54pm EST
    Looking at old pictures and thinking; "why did my parents let me leave the house like that?!"

  10. LOLItsSarah LOLItsSarah
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 12:07pm EST
    Fact,
    Birthdays are good for your Health, Studies Have Shown That People Who Have More Birthdays, Live Longer :].

  11. Maaddiee Maaddiee
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 12:06pm EST
    Random fact #1
    spongebobs pants are rectangular not square.

  12. herecomesthesunshine herecomesthesunshine
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 1:58am EST
    C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG
    C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG
    it'll help if you just sing along.

  13. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 7:21pm EDT
    My head says,
    "who cares?"
    But then my heart says,
    "you do, stupid...."

  14. hj13386 hj13386
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 7:23pm EDT
    Kim, I'm glad you spent 10 million dollars
    on a 72 day marriage.

  15. awsomeapple awsomeapple
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 7:31pm EDT
    TODAY, I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montanna socks. I asked her if she liked Hannah Montanna. She said no; she just liked to wear these socks, because she got to step on Miley Cirus every time she walked.
    I love this kid.
    -NMF. I'M FALLING TO PIECES

  16. insertwittyusernamehere insertwittyusernamehere
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 7:29pm EDT
    sometimes,
    I think I could describe my life in witty quotes.

  17. SmileBitches SmileBitches
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:47pm EDT
    IF YOU TEXT ME FIRST ; IT'S YOUR JOB TO KEEP THE CONVERSATION GOING. -_-

  18. Evil_Baby Evil_Baby
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 9:59am EDT
    To Be Honest...
    Nobody is perfect.
    Exept...
    ME!

  19. herecomesthesunshine herecomesthesunshine
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 11:23pm EDT
    some guys just need to get a clue
    » » or get slapped upside the head. with a brick.
    nmf

  20. xXxRandomizerXxX xXxRandomizerXxX
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 7:29pm EDT
    nmf
    Am I the only one,
    who can watch a movie over & over,or listen to a song over & over, & it never becomes old?♥

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