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valeman

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Member Since: 17 Oct 2011 10:02pm

Last Seen: 19 Jan 2017 11:13pm

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  1. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Oh Oh Oh Honey I Need You'Round I know I know- Empire of the Sun, Half Mast

  2. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody,
    I think that is a much greater hunger,
    a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
    Mother Teresa

  3. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.
    Aristotle

  4. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Me: hey dad i have a secret i want to tell you...
    Dad: Whats up son?
    Me:I came out of the closet...
    Dad: OMG!! I KNEW MY SON IS FROM NARRNIIAAA!!
    Me:...

  5. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:55pm UTC
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  6. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    -dady, can I have $50?
    -What $40?!Why do you want $30, if $20 is enough? Have $10, and give $5 to your brother...fml

  7. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    -I will love you, forever!I will wait for you!
    said the man, outside the cruise entrance
    -I will come back! And marry you Enrique!
    Then the girl turned aroung and ran as fast as she could to the cruise, alone leaving hes loving boyfriend standing their crying.
    Months past and the girl cried herself to sleep every night. Then that same day a handsome man in the boat came to her and told her, i have bad news Katherine, I am sad to say that I got a letter today telling me that Enrique your boyfriend back in Spain, has married another women... I must say you have to stop crying for that man, he betrayed you...
    "So Here i am..." My grampa told me. " Waiting for my Katherine to come, Ive waited for her ever since...
    I dont know where she is but, I havent touched a single women, nor had another girlfriend for 30 years, I know Katherine will come back..."

  8. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    You know its true love...
    Here it goes, this is the story of my brother... He has been dating this girl for 1 year and 8 months. My brother was a senior, so he got the news that he was acepted in a collage abroad. He got very exited but then remembered her girlfriend. She was everything he stood for, she was everything to him.
    So my brother took her to the park where they had met and told her the news: next year im going to study abroad... My brother told me, that instead of crying, they both held in their tears, and had the best day they had ever had.
    After a year of being with her at a daily baisis, the time had come... One more day, and he was going, the girlfriend came and stayed up to 3 a.m helping my brother pack. There my brother told me, "it is time to say goodbye the time to-- no,no, this is no goodbye... When I finish collage Im going to look for her, until I die. "
    When he came for vacations, then again he told me, "I´ve tried going out with other girls, but its just not the same."
    "I swear in gods name that I will find her, wherever she is, shes perfect..."

  9. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    I tell you this, and I tell you plain:
    What you have done, you will do again;
    You will bite your tongue, careful or not,
    Upon the already-bitten spot.

  10. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    you are what you love,
    not what loves you,
    Thats what I decided a long time ago

  11. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Dear Girls who take profile pictures in the bathroom,
    I'm in the toilet in the stall behind you!
    Sincerely, Don't forget to tag me!

  12. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    The road to success
    is always
    under construction.
    -<3-

  13. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    sooo....Im invisible to YOU now...??
    COOL
    I always wanted a superpower...

  14. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    You Told Me You're A Player
    And I Say Dude Well Im The Coach

  15. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Life is like a camera,
    click continue
    AND SMILE! :)

  16. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    One of the reason i love my dog:
    Ever since ive been sick everybody looks at me in a different way
    In some eyes i see fear, in others intolerance
    in my grandmas sadness
    in my dads madness and shame
    in my moms i see shes scared
    in yours curiosity
    but my dog always sees me the same way
    Los ojos del perro siberiano

  17. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    TO BRING ME DOWN
    YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO REACH ME

  18. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    I love u
    (as simple as that)

  19. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:26pm UTC
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  20. valeman valeman
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    To create a more positive result in your LIFE
    replace "if only" to a,
    "next time"

:)

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