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hj13386

1. hj13386
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2012 12:11pm UTC
   Dear victoria secret, is that a bra or a bakini top? Sincerely, I'm confused..
   
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2. hj13386
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   March 11, 2012 9:45pm UTC
   Tomorrow is my 16th birthday(: can I get 16 faves?
   
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3. hj13386
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 9:35pm UTC
   Today I met chris brown on Omegle... it was the most randomest, coolest and amazingesst thing that has happend to me in a while(: and if you dont believe me then cool. but if you do click the <3
   (:#SWAAGGG
   
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4. hj13386
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   February 20, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   Today, their was an announcement over the loud speaker that a student at our school had commited suicide... RIP COLE. </3
   
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5. hj13386
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2012 6:53pm UTC
   Me: can I please go to the bathroom?
   Teacher: is it an emergency?
   Me:...yes
   #leave me alone
   
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6. hj13386
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2012 11:29pm UTC
   Braces come off tomorrow!
   <3 if you had had, have or getting braces.
   
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7. hj13386
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2011 12:30pm UTC
   Ladies, its just High school.
   don't waste your time on one boy..
   these are the best years of your life..
   have some fun. -me (:
   <3click it.if you agreee wiff me
   
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8. hj13386
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 9:23pm UTC
   Gobbledy Gobbledy Ga, gobble, gobble.
   I-I'm eatin my turkey, my belly filled with peach cobbler
   I got my taters half baked, drinkin' Coke from the bottle
   I'm glad I'm not anorexic, I'd throw up till tomorrow
   Oh no, dropped a glass, it hit my foot oh dang
   Took my belt off, I'm gettin fat today
   Yummy yum, eatin cake, frosting on my lips today
   Screw that, I'm gettin pie up on my lips today!
   
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9. hj13386
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2011 12:08pm UTC
   It's 11/11/11 and almost 11:11 am..
   I'm not going to waste my wish on a boy who will not need me but i will use it to wish for the INVISIBLE CHILDREN in Africa who need the help most.
   Ladies, don't waste wishes on boys.. they won't stick around forever.
   (:
   
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10. hj13386
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    My mom is giving out Krispy Kreme doughnuts as candy this year! ahhh little kids are attacking the doorbell(:
    
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11. hj13386
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    Kim, I'm glad you spent 10 million dollars
    on a 72 day marriage.
    
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12. hj13386
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 10:55am UTC
    That awkward moment when your older sister goes to college and you realize most of your woredrobe just disappeared.. (:
    
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13. hj13386
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    him: do you know what i wanna be for halloween this year?
    what?
    him: your boyfriend (:
    & now i am!
    <3 rate! comment!
    
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14. hj13386
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. hj13386
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    I wonder if my computer ever gets annoyed when I type in "wittyprofiles.com" everyday (:
    
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16. hj13386
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    Today, me and my BF were working out when he looked at me and said,
    "I love you, you know that right babe?"
    I turned around and saw a bunch of his guy friends.. &then he said to me,
    "what?, I can't tell my gurl how i feel?"
    all of the boys walked away (:
    I never felt so special.
    
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17. hj13386
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 10:34am UTC
    Brace faces UNITE (: - - - - - -
    <3 if you have braces. comment the color you have right now!
    I have "plum"
    
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18. hj13386
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 11:39am UTC
    "There is no shame in my game"
    -Jenna Marbles (:
    
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19. hj13386
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    <3 if you can rap the first part of super bass
    by nicki minaj!!
    I can (: & i'm boss at it, JS
    
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20. hj13386
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    Today, we found out my mom has breast cancer again.
    <3 heart for support?
    thanks so much witty gurls.
    
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