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  1. Marz_Barca Marz_Barca
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    The oldest person in the world was once, for a few seconds, the youngest


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Julial113 Julial113
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Do you like me?
    Breathe for yes
    Lick your elbow for no.

  4. xmalloryanne xmalloryanne
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    10 Faves
    •And I'll do nothing
    50 Faves
    •I still won't do anything
    100 Faves
    •And I'll just sit here and laugh
    ©Format by xmalloryanne

  5. kaepow kaepow
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Me: "Hey, guess what guys?"
    Family/Friends/Everyone Else In The Universe: "Is it about that stupid band again?"
    Me: "...um....they're not stupid."
    Dog: "Yes they are."
    Me: o.O
    Dog: "I MEAN WOOF."

  6. goodstuff1227 goodstuff1227
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Me:so what do you want to be when your older
    6 yr old cousin:A unicorn
    Me:Why?
    6 yr old cousin:so i can stab people with my head

  7. Sid_23 Sid_23
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Best friends..
    are hard to find
    because the very best
    one is already mine :)
    NMF CREDIT TO PaperLung

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    It would be so freaking cool to have a roof made entirely of glass,
    so you could lie in bed and look for shooting stars.

  9. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Do you know what annoys me?
    The new sound witty makes when you click the *fave* button.
    nmq, but i still gotcha anyways.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. Nina99 Nina99
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    And who else remembers
    the " Naked Brothers Band " ?

  12. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    Things i do everyday:
    -Get up.
    -Be amazing.
    -Go back to bed.
    © (follow me, i follow back)

  13. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    I am who I am. I’m weird,
    I'm lame, I run into things
    I spill food, I trip, I scream
    about random and stupid
    stuff. But, I like it that way.

  14. yoursobeautifulx3 yoursobeautifulx3
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    You dont have to be thin, to be beautiful

  15. LoveLifeCutieForever3842 LoveLifeCutieForever3842
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    bro, your annoying. hop off.

  16. foreverandalways2323 foreverandalways2323
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    & the sun still shines
    when your not around. I'm
    taking it easy in the worst spot of
    town & now I find it wasn't meant
    to last. I have one thing to say and that's
    Thanks for nothing
    k i s s m y a s s ♥

  17. iloveyou731 iloveyou731
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Awkward moment when you put eyeliner all over your lips and it wont come off.. FML..

  18. SkinnyThoughts_ SkinnyThoughts_
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    sometimes looking in the mirror just kills me.
    i hate looking at my discusting body and knowing that all the pain, the hunger, all of the hard work,
    has all been for nothing.
    i'm still the same discusting existance.

  19. madipaigex3 madipaigex3
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Rest In Peace Guppie♥(^My goldfish.)

  20. gabbygirl358 gabbygirl358
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    now I can't walk,
    I can't talk anymore since you walked out the door,
    and now I'm stuck, living on that night again, but
    I'M NOT FALLING APART.
    <3

:)

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