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  1. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 7:18pm UTC
    Who Else Thinks...
    that these quotes that us teenage girls come up with on witty
    are better than those of celebrities, authors, and scriptwriters?

  2. xoxoblueyes09 xoxoblueyes09
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 7:03pm UTC
    Stop abortion
    take a minute & think
    that baby has j ust as much right to live as you do.
    getting an abortion 
doesn't make you
    
un-pregnant ;;
    It just makes you the
    mother of a dead baby .
    it’s just -
    two more ears ; that will never hear the waves crash
    one more heart ; that will never love like it should
    two more eyes ; that will never see the beauty of a sunset
    two more hands ; that will never know the warmth of a mother's touch
    two more feet ; that will never get to play in the sand at the beach
    one more mouth ; that will never have a chance to be heard
    two more arms ; that will never hug and say
    i l o v e y o u
    * that baby loves you already whether you know it or not . give it a chance to become something great & love you *
    prrooo-liiffe
    stop abortion

    if you're still readin … i love you .
    sorry it's ugly ! i was in a rush/:

  3. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    If mirrors could take photos,,,
    I'd have a new profile pick
    every. day.

  4. LostInStereoSound LostInStereoSound
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 4:09pm UTC
    I want to loose weight. I'm not 100% happy with my body.
    So i need YOUR help.
    For every:
    Favourite - I will do 2 push ups.
    Comment - Star jumps.
    For everyone who comments saying - "YOU CAN DO IT!" I will do both.
    thankyou.
    (this is not for faves, i honestly need your help)

  5. hugamoose3 hugamoose3
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    Have you noticed
    That Bruno Mars,
    The ONLY guy who can say what a girl wants to hear,
    got arrested
    for cocaine abuse?
    That just goes to show
    NO GUY IS PERFECT

  6. lexiigirlx3 lexiigirlx3
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    Racists Suck.
    just because someone looks
    different, or talks different
    doesn't mean they ARE different.
    we all come from a world that
    does us all wrong. we all feel
    loved, and we all feel hatred.
    We have our differences, but
    we also have our similarities.
    I'm a girl who doesn't hate things often.
    But my one pet peeve are racists.
    Just because somebody has a different
    skin tone or a different accent doesn't mean
    they aren't human beings. We're all human.

  7. ivelz17 ivelz17
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 8:28pm UTC
    Boy: Why do you straighten your hair?
    Girl: Because it makes my hair longer.
    Boy: Really?
    *30 mins later*
    Doctor:So tell me why you burnt your dick with a straightener?
    Boy: ........

  8. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 1:59am UTC
    My dad died recently. . .
    And so in his honor. . .
    I would like to have this quote get at least 330 faves. . .
    Because he was only 33...
    When he died in my basement...right in front of me...

  9. crosbalicious crosbalicious
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 3:40pm UTC
    i'm a bit of a loner
    but that's okay with me.

  10. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 4:28pm UTC
    She's skinny. I'm not.
    She's tan . I'm pale.
    She wears a zero. I don't.
    She 's popular. I'm not.
    She's perfect.
    so am i.

  11. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    Hasanyoneevernoticed?
    On witty, when someone doesn’t have a profile picture there is a picture of a gray guy. Wouldn’t it be more fitting to have a picture of a gray girl?

  12. kiwi145623 kiwi145623
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 3:28pm UTC
    The AwkwardMoment
    when you open a present and it sucks...

  13. holdergirl13 holdergirl13
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I talk to inanimate objects.
    “Stay on the table.”
    When they don’t listen, I sing to them.
    ♫ “Mr. Remote, please stay on the table!”♫
    --MLIA

  14. promise_me_forever_29 promise_me_forever_29
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 2:10pm UTC
    Drop everything now
    meet me in the pouring rain
    kiss me on the sidewalk
    take away the pain☆

  15. Whitecherry Whitecherry
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 2:11pm UTC
    Cause when a heart
    Breaks, It don't breakeven
    I'm falling to pieces.
    Format&Fade Credit: MissAnna

  16. sarahxx25xox sarahxx25xox
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 2:11pm UTC
    &+ i think i'm falling for you...
    axgxaxixn

  17. thebombbb thebombbb
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 9:36pm UTC
    Sandy: I like karate!
    Spongebob: I like kar-ah-tay!
    Mr Krabs: I like mon-e-ay!
    Squidward: I hate all of you.

  18. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 10:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. softballxbaby2 softballxbaby2
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 9:29pm UTC
    Who else thinks witty should have
    Notifications? :)

  20. chica0814 chica0814
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 8:05pm UTC
    *Blonde Joke...
    |
    | Two blondes walked into a shop
    | and they were really happy, so
    | the shopkeeper said:_______
    | "Why are you 2 so happy?"_
    | The blondes replied: _____
    | "Because we finished a jigsaw_
    | puzzle in 3 days and on the box it
    | said 3-4 years.
    |
    | Favorite if you get it(;

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