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ducky_the_impossible
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 6:22am UTC

I would like to thank my arms,
for always being by my side.
My legs, for always supporting me.
My fingers, because I can always
count on them.
And my hips, for not lying!

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nicole🌹*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 10:56am UTC

how do i politely say i dont care at all ok

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DonggaBieber
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 8:16am UTC

Sometimes things fit ,
sometimes they don't.
Sometimes I give a sh.t,
but most times I won't.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 4:58am UTC

Me: SAY SOMETHINGGG I'M GIVING UP ON YOU
Laptop: *dies of battery*

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ocean pixie*
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 11:59pm UTC

When the world turns ugly,
I just turn and look at you, baby.
Please don't remove this!

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 12:59pm UTC

I just went onto the top quotes page and
85% of the page says "HIDDEN QUOTE" ...
So I see 1Dfan still exists then.

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† *
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 4:36pm UTC

I hate it when people never finish their sente-.

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Maisie*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 7:24am UTC

you don't have to be fake
for people to like you

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 4:04am UTC

I have a hard time trusting anyone
that types lmbo instead of lmao.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 1:00pm UTC

I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiots.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 11:30pm UTC

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like
you're limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 4:52am UTC

so I'm kinda annoyed about not being a mermaid guys

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dolph*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 11:44am UTC

dogs deserve to live forever

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 11:55pm UTC

The only dates I get, are updates. XD

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tacocat
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 8:55pm UTC

One day at school, there was a fire drill.
There was a down-syndrome girl standing.
She got scared and asked the most popular
guy in her grade, a football player, the
10th grade cutie if he would hold her hand
through the fire drill.
He did.
Right in front of all of
his other jock friends.
Because he,
was a real person.
//nmq i saw it and loved it\\

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spence*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 12:35pm UTC

Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds in*
Parents: iebdwibtifhd
Me: what
Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
Me: what
Me: *takes out earbuds*
Parents:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds back in*
Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
Me: what

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spence*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 12:38pm UTC

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” and literally right now he came in the car with a slushie and i was like why didn't you get me one and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “remember when you were six”

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 6:34pm UTC

"You only like them for their looks!"
Yes, because I download their album just to listen to their faces.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 9:55pm UTC

Couples are in love, I call it love birds. Couple who always argue, angry birds.

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