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  1. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 10:35am UTC
    So these girls at school...
    made a bet to see who will do "it" first.
    One of them has already planned it.
    They are 13 years old.
    Throwing their life away.
    Now, click the <3 if you think this is completely ridiculous.

  2. haappykaayytee8 haappykaayytee8
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    "Hey let's pull an all-nighter!"
    "Yeah! Let's do it!"
    *Five minutes later*
    "DUDE WAKE UP!!!!"

  3. soccermeel10 soccermeel10
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    i would if i could
    but i can't so i shan't
    -big bang theory
    sheldon ♥
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    OMG! I MET DEMI LOVATO TONIGHT! She was in the mall and I ran up to her and said hi! And she was sooo sweet! And she even sang to me and it was the best day of my life omg I can't believe it!
    Lol. Jk. I'm eating a burrito.

  6. Kolesz Kolesz
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT:
    when the automatic toilet flushes and you're still peeing.

  7. steffyx97 steffyx97
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
    you think your quote
    is going to get a lot of
    favs & it really only gets two.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. truthnlies666 truthnlies666
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    You want the truth ?.
    okay here it is,
    i want you.
    laying under a bus.
    in pain
    Lots of pain...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. beingstronggx3 beingstronggx3
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    Remember when periods were just the thing at the end of a sentence??
    yeah i miss that too.

  12. onethrougheleven onethrougheleven
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. Under_These_Hazel_Eyes98741 Under_These_Hazel_Eyes98741
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    Sunglasses ; Staring at people without getting caught.
    it's like facebook in real life!
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    Credit : FaveFormats.

  14. sunnyd721 sunnyd721 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    mom: How is our pregnant little daughter ?
    daughter: how did you know?
    I meant perfect
    wait.... WHAT!?

  15. kailaxxoo kailaxxoo
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    When I turn 69..
    S H I T is goin down.

  16. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    nmf/my quote-ish
    "i got the mOoOoOoOoOves like jagger!"
    "you sound like a cow..."

  17. xocourtney720xo xocourtney720xo
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    I Love doing my
    laundry
    and finding money
    That I didn't even
    Know I had

  18. mrsjustinbieber mrsjustinbieber
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 5:55pm UTC
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  19. KareBear7 KareBear7
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    ² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9. x...
    Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life...

  20. CheyenneRinaldiStories CheyenneRinaldiStories
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    I hate when the cashiers ask,
    "Is that everything"
    Uhm no
    I would clearly like all this invisible stuff

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