Kolesz

Kolesz
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 8:31pm UTC

if you take out the vowels in boys,
all you get is bs.

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Kolesz
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January 28, 2012 5:31pm UTC

what i thought my first time going on witty yesterday. "wow, this 'someone' is getting every top quote" my thoughts today "i don't think i could be any stupider than i was yesterday".

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Kolesz
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January 27, 2012 7:38pm UTC

i always tell myself not to care what others think.
then i see these perfect girls and i think,
why should i even try.

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Kolesz
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January 23, 2012 10:09pm UTC

10 facts about you
1. you're reading this right now.
2. you're realizing that's a stupid fact.
4. you didn't notice i skipped 3.
5. you're checking now.
6. you're smiling.
7. you're still reading this even though it's stupid.
9. you didn't realize i skipped 8.
10. you're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. you're enjoying this.
12. you didn't realize there was only supposed to be 10 facts.
lol stupid =D

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Kolesz
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January 23, 2012 8:03pm UTC

*beginning of the day*
you know what? i'm gonna start a diet today.
*first time you see food that day*
maybe i should start another day.
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Kolesz
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January 23, 2012 7:59pm UTC

has anyone else realized...
that whenever spongebob breaks a driving law,
mrs. puff is the one who winds up getting arrested?
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Kolesz
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January 18, 2012 10:42pm UTC

this is just absolutely, complete vent. it's to all of the girls in my grade.
so there are a bunch of girls in my grade who are so insecure about themselves, trying to be popular, whatever. you know what they think is gonna make them popular? having the most boyfriends, doing stuff with guys, having the most friends, etc. i think it's all pathetic. girls, do you know what you're doing to yourselves? you're giving people more reasons to disrespect you, talk about you, turn on you, and a lot more. i just want to know, why do you think it's gonna give you a better reputation ? losing your "v-card", sending pictures of yourself, drinking, all the stuff that you're gonna regret when your older. there are sooooo many rumors going around about this one girl that i know. i think she knows it because she has said stuff about trying not to be the same person as she used to be, but she whinds up doing even worse stuff. to wrap it all up, all i'm pretty much trying to say is, get yourselves together girls, because if you keep doing what your doing, you're gonna have much, much hell coming to you as you get older.
*ventventventventventventventventventventventventventventventventvent*

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Kolesz
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 10:52pm UTC

who else thinks it's
annoying...
when a guy makes a witty and gets hundreds of followers in days,
meanwhile it takes most of us girls to get more than 2 followers each month.
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Kolesz
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January 4, 2012 8:25pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you think you're gonna get a top quote,
and you wind up getting 1 fave.

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January 2, 2012 6:36pm UTC

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December 30, 2011 10:58pm UTC

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December 11, 2011 4:12pm UTC

technically, i'm single.
but my heart is taken by someone
who i can't call
m y o w n .
-wiz khalifa

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December 9, 2011 10:14pm UTC

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December 9, 2011 10:08pm UTC

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Kolesz
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December 9, 2011 9:55pm UTC

there's a fine line between tan,
and looking like you just rolled in doritos.

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Kolesz
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December 3, 2011 4:17pm UTC

4 words i never want to hear
-i don't love you
-you're diagnosed with cancer
-it was never real
-we need to talk
-i found someone else
-your _____ is dead
-you can't have kids there is no food.
-i don't remember you
-lets just be friends
-we can't be together
-i never loved you

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Kolesz
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 4:09pm UTC

Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship
with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.
Snow White lived alone with seven men.
Pinnochio was a liar.
Robin Hood was a thief.
Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
A Stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
YOU CAN'T BLAME US.
we were taught to rebel since a young age.

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Kolesz
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 3:45pm UTC

those songs on your ipod
that you always skip, but never delete.

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Kolesz
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 3:41pm UTC

*home alone*
"well i hope the neighbors like this song!"

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Kolesz
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 3:37pm UTC

I'M GREAT IN BED..
i can sleep for days.

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