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  1. ilovemnms ilovemnms
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    I ♥ Boobies
    Click the [♥] if you support breast cancer
    nmq & nmf

  2. Crismis5 Crismis5
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    Fave for Justin
    Bieber,
    comment for
    Greyson Chance.
    -Bieber better win, I'm arguing with mah
    bestie. -__-

  3. katelynx38 katelynx38
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    Like to support breast cancer

    nmf

  4. Lainie Lainie
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    TEXT FAILS #7
    Dad
    Hey dad can I have money for some coke?
    Uh sure...is $60 enough??
    Dad, it's only $1.35
    Wow, the price sure went down from when I was your age.
    Coca-Cola?!?!
    Oh...that's what you mean...
    nmf/nmq

  5. pelise21 pelise21
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Apple wanted to make an
    iTouch for kids, but they
    canceled the idea because
    it was called iTouch Kids
    Fave if you get it(:

  6. kmaceyk97 kmaceyk97
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    if you are reading this...
    hit the [♥] then,
    hit the Ctrl key and the W key at the same time.

  7. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    vicctorriaaax
    I Have Something To Tell You..
    128√e980
    cover the top half of the equation.
    -nmq; goldielocks11

  8. xPhantasyx xPhantasyx
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    Him Jul 20, 2011 11:00 pm
    Did it hurt?
    Did what hurt?
    When you fell from heaven.
    Yeah, I busted my lip when I fell so I'm thinking you're gonna have to kiss it and make it better ;)
    Anything for you angel :)

  9. xoEMMAxoxo xoEMMAxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    have'nt we all #2
    when you were younger and at a friend's house,
    and your parent came to pick you up,
    you always thought "Crap.. HIDE!"
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. babeigotchaa babeigotchaa
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 10:43pm UTC
    how to make your parents think your insane;
    follow them around the house.
    swim in the floor.
    yell "LIAR" whenever they say something.
    moo when they say your name.
    hold their hand, and whisper "i see dead people..."
    run into walls.
    say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
    trust me, it works..

  12. ilovehim2246 ilovehim2246
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    click the [♥]
    asdfa
    if your parents ever called you by the wrong name.
    ilovehim

  13. Wonderful Wonderful
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    press
    the '♥' if you cannot
    wait till pretty little liars

    only me?
    not my format.

  15. f_o_r_g_i_v_e f_o_r_g_i_v_e
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
    If a song has ever
    moved you to tears;
    fave this(:
    *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

  16. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    Nothing I do is perfect .
    It doesn't matter if I'm a good or bad person ,
    fat or underweight , intelligent or dumb ,
    always happy or always depressed ,
    is a somebody or is a nobody .
    && Why does it not matter .?
    Because either way , they will still judge me .

  17. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    i can be anything you want.
    just tell me what you want, and i'll be that. ♥
    -TheNotebook

  18. alliecat040 alliecat040
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    how long before I'm just a
    memory.?
    nmf

  19. foreveryoungolivia foreveryoungolivia
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    Heres to the girls who have been on witty for 100,000 years and still don't have a top quote

  20. RiahJo RiahJo
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

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