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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    do you think reese witherspoon calls her
    children reese's pieces because i really hope she does

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    by day i am just a regular loser,
    by night i am the same loser only it's nighttime

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    i always change my mind about everything
    except the passwords i have been using since i was 10 years old

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    would your 8 year old self
    be proud of you right now?

  5. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    You see my soul,
    I'm a nightmare.
    I'm out of control. I'm crashing.

  6. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    I hate my life. I can't sit still for one more single day. I've been waiting for something to live and die for.
    Let's run and hide.

  7. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    I am wreck,
    I am a disaster,
    I am hopeless,
    I am broken,
    I am trying to
    be honest,
    and I am tyring
    to be brave;
    but I am not a hero.
    (DS)

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 11:45pm UTC
    I’M WAKING UP
    [kicks your door down]
    I FEEL IT IN
    [charges into your room]
    MY BONES
    [punches your in the face]
    ENOUGH
    [pulls shirt off]
    TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS BLOW
    [yodels]
    WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
    [aggressively twerks]
    TO THE NEW AGE
    [screams]
    WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
    [looks you straight in the eyes]
    TO THE NEW AAAAGGGEEEE
    [quietly leaves the room]
    good night

  9. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 11:58pm UTC
    I just want you to know,
    if you're suicidal & still here,
    I'm so proud of you.

  10. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:46am UTC
    I want to do something with my life. I want people to remember me after I die. I want to make a change, somewhere, somehow. I want to leave a mark on people's hearts, I want to affect their lives in a positive way. I want to improve someone's life, give them hope and the courage to go on. I want to take a stand against the injustices in this world, I want to make this world a better place. I want to go to sleep at night knowing that I'm doing something good, something that will benefit people. I want to do something that is more than just a job, is more than just a way to make money. I want to reach out to people, I want to touch something deep inside of them and motivate them to do something to, inspire them to give, to be selfless. I want to leave behind a legacy, something that will live on.
    I want to do more than just survive.

  11. LostGirls* LostGirls*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 12:43am UTC
    Don't worry when I fight with you. Worry when I stop because that means that there is nothing left for me to fight for.

  12. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 7:30am UTC
    “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”.."She doesn't even go here"

  13. whenitsabouttoendsmile whenitsabouttoendsmile
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 8:11am UTC
    Rules of rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
    scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
    is anyone else lost?
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  14. whenitsabouttoendsmile whenitsabouttoendsmile
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 8:19am UTC
    Sheldon; Why are you crying?
    Penny; Because I'm stupid!
    Sheldon; That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

  15. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 8:47am UTC
    My least favourite letter is "W".
    Double you?
    No thanks, one of you is enough.

  16. budcool budcool
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 9:25am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I wonder what the first
    women on her period
    thought
    Like, Holy sh/t! Get me a french fry, I'm a ketchup dispencer!

  17. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Here's some future parenting tips:
    1. Never and I mean ever tell your child they are fat. It's great to want to help them lose weight, eat healthy, and exercise, but do not make jokes about their weight, or make them feel self-conscious.
    2. If you and your husband/wife fight a lot, and it's just not working out, stop trying to make it work. Yes, divorce is hard on kids, but you're ruining their childhood and possibly their lives because they have to listen to you fight constantly.
    3. Don't talk at your child, talk to them. They're not stupid, so stop talking to them like they are. They can understand what's going on, you just have to tell them.
    4. Trust them. Trust them until they give you a reason not to. By that, I mean a real reason, not some stupid reason like they said they were doing their homework but they were really on the computer.
    5. Be someone they can count on. You know how hard it is to be a teenager, and feel like you're alone. Show them that they can talk to you, that you're going to be there for them.
    6. No matter what, you love those kids. They are a precious gift that you were blessed with, love them. Protect them, cherish them, and love them.

  18. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    A bird pooped on my arm.
    So naturally I wiped it off with a piece of bread and fed it to the scumbag.
    Check MATE.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    adele: i set fire to the rain
    me:
    mom:
    adele: watched it burn
    me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
    mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    Boys: God you f*cking c*nt!
    Adults: Oh well, boys will be boys.
    Girls: Sh*t.
    Adults: Oh my gosh young ladies should not be cursing! Shame on you! You've brought the devil into our house! Go wash your mouth out with soap.

:)

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