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MoreThanThis97
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June 10, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Mom: One Direction is distracting you from school.
Me: No, Mom. School is distracting me from One Direction.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ForeverYoung_261
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June 10, 2012 12:35pm UTC

0 favs- im ugly
5 favs- im ok
10 favs- im cute
15 favs- im beautiful
20+ favs- im breathtaking
Post if you’re not afraid to see what you get…im not J
Im the girl doing my teeth, holding the obey sign ect.
Lol. That’s me for ya. x
Ps. Im not trying to get attention, im just having fun :D.

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crazyxbeautifulxlife
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June 9, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Mom: Clean your room!
Mom: This place is a dump!
Mom: You're not going anywhere this weekend until you clean your room.
Mom: *throws a sock at me*
Me:
Mom:
Me: Master has given gab a sock...
Me: GAB IS A FREE ELF!
Me: *runs out of room*

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ElizaNyan
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June 9, 2012 8:04am UTC

I owe my life to Justin Bieber. I was in comma for two years, Until nurse played his songs on the radio in my room and i had to wake up to turn it off.

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BlackButterflies
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June 10, 2012 3:28am UTC

"awh, how old is she?"
"twenty-four months."
b*tch, she's two.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMA

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cinderelly
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June 10, 2012 3:09am UTC

Just a few things besides Gay marriage/love the Bible bans:
- The cosumption of pork
- Tattoos
- Working on Sundays
- Rounded
- Gossiping
- S*x before marriage
- The consumption of seafood
- Divorce
So, before you accuse gays of being ungodly h*rlots, check to make sure you aren't guilty of going against the Bible yourself. I honestly love my gay friends for having to courage to go against the norm, to love who they love and to want to be able to do it without adversity.
Equal rights for ALL.
notmyformat//tumblr

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Chris7
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June 9, 2012 11:37pm UTC

Paramore taught me there's love out there, but also how to move on.
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.
Greenday taught me that the government's gonna fail someday.
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Travis taught me to be generous.
30 Seconds to Mars taught me to speak whats on my mind.
Mus ic taught me how to live.♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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mayday
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June 9, 2012 2:23am UTC

click to see this quote

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ImRightHere
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June 9, 2012 10:07pm UTC

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A beautiful girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart
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OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE
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June 9, 2012 1:10am UTC

I missed him :3

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awsomeapple
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June 9, 2012 1:19am UTC

I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I would make you all of your favorite flavor jello shots and we would get ghost face wasted because that’s how much I love you.
-Jenna Marbles

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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givingyoumyheart
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June 8, 2012 6:30pm UTC

How many times can I
break before I shatter?
nmf

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hailstorm37
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June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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cutikinz37
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June 5, 2012 6:58pm UTC

I'm done looking for the one I just want the boy to chase after me and I'm here waiting

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cutikinz37
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June 5, 2012 7:04pm UTC

The days went by as I thought about you and I guess my mind kept thinking you wanted me too but now you left my mind without question this time goodbye

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cutikinz37
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June 5, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Once I found my best friends, my days have never been better :)

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Andreaxoxo
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June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

person: you're ugly
Me: shhh do you hear that?
person: hear what?
Me: its the winds of me not giving a f.uck
Me: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*

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