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LovePink1516

1. LovePink1516
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2011 12:47pm UTC
   THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you make an "Awkward Moment" quote and only 2 people favorite it, making it 10x more awkward, so awkward that you have to go and make a quote about it.
   
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2. LovePink1516
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2011 4:59pm UTC
   "911, what's your emergency?"
   "SHORTY'S FIRE BURNIN' ON THE DANCEFLOOR!"
   "Sir, calm down. Is she getting low?"
   ♥
   
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3. LovePink1516
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2011 9:31pm UTC
   Who else
   has those days where you just feel like laying in your bed and crying all day?
   
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4. LovePink1516
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2011 8:03pm UTC
   I hate when
   I'm putting on mascara, and I accidentally flinch causing it to go all over my eyelids.
   
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5. LovePink1516
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2011 7:41pm UTC
   THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
   when you feel like you can't swallow your food and you start having a mini panic attack..
   Just me?
   
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6. LovePink1516
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2011 7:25pm UTC
   I've always wanted
   to spin around in a chair and say,
   "I've been expecting you."
   
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7. LovePink1516
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2011 3:17pm UTC
   No Mom,
   I don't need a //jacket\\
   I'm going from here to the car.
   
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8. LovePink1516
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2011 2:48pm UTC
   PROCRASTINATORS
   UNITE!
   .......Tomorrow.
   
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9. LovePink1516
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2011 2:32pm UTC
   When is "3x - 7y + (1/2) b" really gonna help me in life?
   
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10. LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    ---------------------------------------------------
    I just tripped going UP the stairs. A normal mom would say, "Are you alright?" but my mom? She laughed and said, "Darn! I wish I could've saw that!"
    --------------------------------------------------- I ♥ my family.
    
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11. LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    Watching the bouncing DVD logo, and waiting for it to hit a corner.
    J us t me?
    
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12. LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 36pt"><span style="font-family: tahoma,sans-serif"><span style="color: rgb(126,153,235)">sometimes </span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 36pt"><span style="font-family: tahoma,sans-serif"><span style="color: rgb(189,99,235)">the </span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 36pt"><span style="font-family: tahoma,sans-serif"><span style="color: rgb(210,81,235)">best</span></span></span></strong><br /> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: tahoma,sans-serif"><span style="color: black">way to get <u>attention</u> is to <strong>stop</strong> giving them yours. ♥ //<br /> <span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>-Wiz Khalifa</strong></span></span></span></span></p>
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    On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden,
    how good was my hiding spot?
    
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13. LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    I've always wanted
    to get in a taxi and say,
    "FOLLOW T HAT CAR !"
    
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14. LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Why do we sleep through Church but stay awake for a 3 hour movie?
    Why is it hard to pray but easy to cuss?
    Why is it hard to repost a Godly bulletin, but easy to repost the mean ones?
    Why can people worship a celebrity but not God?
    Gonna ignore this?
    Afraid to get laughed at?
    The Lord said "If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front my Father."
    Re-post this if you believe in Jesus ♥
    ♥
    
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15. LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    Raisins are just senior citizen grapes.
    
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16. LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Apple wanted to make an i-Touch for kids, but canceled the ideas after they named it i-Touch Kids...
    
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17. LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you get hurt by a safety pin..
    
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18. LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    That depressing moment when you go to see how many favorites your quote has and it says "So sad, no one has favorited this quote yet."
    Wow;; Thanks for making me feel like a failure Witty.
    When I was in 3rd grade
    A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.
    We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.
    There I was, studying in the library in college.
    when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"
    I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.
    
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19. LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    Love =
    a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world♥ .
    ♥
    
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20. LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    You just highlighted, didn't you?
    
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