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  1. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    If You're Still Single,
    it's because God is not ready to share you yet.

  2. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    I Hate It When
    someone starts telling you something, but they end up saying
    "Nevermind"

  3. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    Just watched Benj amin Button.
    Never gets old.♥
    Fave if you get it :)

  4. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    Shhhhhhhhh
    Hear that?
    ......................
    It's the sound of no one giving a d●mn.

  5. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    "Do you have paper? Pen?
    Pencil?"
    " "B●tch do I look like Office Max?" "B●tch, do I look like Office
    Max?"

  6. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you can't find your friends, and you're just standing there looking like a loner.

  7. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    I would rather ;
    try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand, than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.sti

  8. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    Revealing the truth;
    is like lighting a match;
    it can either bring light,
    Or it can set your world on fire.rld

  9. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    "Rofl";
    sounds like how Scooby-Doo would say "Waffle"

  10. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    Today;
    I saw a baby with a shirt that said, "I'm what happened in Vegas"

  11. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you start break dancing but then you find out that the flash mob was moved to 12:30..

  12. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Nothing is more disappointing' ;
    than pouring a bowl of cereal and realizing there's no milk.
    *Not my format*

  13. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    I just want to say thank you
    to all the men and women who have fought and c ont inue t o fight everyday to protect ou r count ry.

  14. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 6:48pm UTC
    Dear Peanut Butter,
    It's time.
    Sincerely, Jelly.

  15. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    Fave if;
    You've ever felt personally victimized by Regina George.

  16. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    T hose days
    when you wish you could wear a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign around your neck.

  17. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when a girl is wearing more makeup than clothes..

  18. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    Imagine if Witty, Twitter, Youtube, Facebook, Tumblr, and Google all broke at the same time....
    We might actually have to get lives.

  19. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    "Are you free tomorrow?"
    "No, I'm expensive."

  20. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when everybody is still alive on Sunday, May 22nd...

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