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  1. abbeysroad333 abbeysroad333
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    I won't tell you to go to hell...
    I'll tell you to go to Oz.
    Because you are in DESPERATE NEED of some
    courage,
    brains,
    and most definitely some
    HEART♥

  2. angela12398 angela12398
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    © format by: h0peful. quote from: tumblr. don't like it? don't care.
    You are only young once but you can be immature forever.

  3. kat37 kat37
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Times when YOLO is defied
    Jesus
    The temple run guy when he resurrects
    When people die and get shocked back
    Zombies


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  6. LucilleLove2 LucilleLove2
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:58pm UTC
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    Why did Cinderella's shoe not
    dissapear like everything else at midnight?
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  7. MyMayday MyMayday
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Dear little elves in my pocket,
    Can you please NOT
    tangle my head phone wires?
    Sincerely,
    This knot is really tight!


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  10. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Me
    In the fututre, I'll tell my grandchildren that I am older than facebook, thus blowing their minds forever.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago nmf

  11. abbeysroad333 abbeysroad333
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Its impossible to say
    "Good Eye Might"
    without sounding
    Australian?
    (favorite if you tried
    it)

  12. abbeysroad333 abbeysroad333
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Why do we feel so
    safe
    under the blankets?
    It's not like the
    murderer will come
    in thinking
    "I'm gonna kill-
    Ah damn! Their
    under the blanket."

  13. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Some condoms are blue,
    STD's are contagious,
    So watch who you screw.
    ;)

  14. loveyou206 loveyou206
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:17pm UTC
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    People say act your age, not your shoe size.
    What if your age and shoe size are the same?
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    Format by twilightgirl995

  15. gianna2323 gianna2323
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    YOU KNOW YOUR BORED WHEN...
    YOUR PLAYING GTA AND YOUR TRYING TO DRIVE NORMALLY LIKE THE OTHER CARS


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  17. liketoysoldiers liketoysoldiers
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    Who's Better?
    Fave if you like
    EMINEM
    comment if u like
    KANYE WEST

  18. xoBrianaMarie0803 xoBrianaMarie0803
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    seeing a 5th grader
    and thinking;
    daaamn.
    you're gonna be sexy in 4 years.
    nmf/nmq

  19. maybaby12 maybaby12
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    admit it .
    we've all closed the refrigerator door really slowly just to see the light turn off...

  20. 00cookiemonster00 00cookiemonster00
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Today at lunch, some kid came up to me
    and asked me how my elementary school years were.
    I said that I was sad because I didn't have many friends.
    Then she said "You still don't!", laughed and walked away.
    Everybody else laughed, and before I could cry and embarrass myself even more,
    I ran to the bathroom, and of course one of the most popular girls saw me,
    face stained with tears. I'm not safe from bulling anywhere,
    even the most private place in the world.
    Fave if you're against bulling
    lets show that b i t c h who's boss

:)

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