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  1. Lov3less Lov3less
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    ^~^>--------->
    ASSASSINATION

  2. NiallHoranlover14 NiallHoranlover14
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    I want to meet the teenage verison of my parents.

  3. KaraDara KaraDara
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    ill never be
    perfectly happy
    with out
    you

    nmf

  4. stephiscool stephiscool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Nothing Rhymes With Orange
    False:
    NOTHING AND ORANGE DO NOT RHYME
    nmq/nmf

  5. jayciecutie_01 jayciecutie_01
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Me:I need to lose some weight, stop eating junk food
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:...Is that cake...?

  6. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when Rapunzel tries to whip her hair back and forth.

  7. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    the best conversationsalways happen late in the night...

  8. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    what i if told you
    that you read the top line wrong?

  9. whereveryouwillgo whereveryouwillgo
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    I'm going to kill myself. I bet no one even reads this.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Teacher: Come on! You learned this in 3rd grade!
    Me: I can't remember what I ate for breakfast.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Me: I'll turn my iPod on shuffle!
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: No.
    Me: Yes.

  12. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Tomorrow is
    "International slap a friend with a piece of bacon day"!
    >:) watch out my friends >:D

  13. julianacall julianacall
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    Buying clean rap songs is like hugging a hooker.
    It serves no purpose

  14. LiviLover13 LiviLover13
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    *A boy or girl dies in a movie*
    Me: Ehh. they probally daserved it.
    *Dog dies in a movie*
    Me: WTF.. WHO EVER WROTE THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO GO TO HELL!


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  16. young_forever young_forever
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 4:39pm UTC
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  18. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    I don't need to flirt. I will seduce you with my
    awkwardness.
    tumblr


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    8:00 am: I wish I was in bed.
    12:00 pm: Sleeep.
    8:00 pm: Tired.
    12:00 am: LMFAO cats are hysterical.

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