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  1. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Here are some formatting tips for quotes:)
    •use: http://www.patorjk.com/text-color-fader for cool color fades!
    • to space the letters differently use:
    <span style="letter-spacing: -1px;"> or
    <span style"letter-spacing: 1px;"> you can change the numbers according to size/space
    • to add a shadow effect, the code is:
    <span style="text-shadow: blue 3px 3px 13px;"> you can change the color to any color you'd like.
    •if you go change the color from: <span style="color: blue"> and you don't know what color to change it to, you can use the website: http://www.webmonkey.com/2010/02/color_charts/ and they have a ton of different colors! the color code will show up as something like #123456 , just replace it with "blue"
    • If you want a background color use the code: <div style="background-color: COLOR GOES HERE;"> and put it at the very top of your codes.
    I'm too lazy to do anymore and explain it, now try and experiment :D

  2. Vodka Vodka
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 11:13am UTC
    So my goal in life is to have the phone number
    531-8008.
    If you understand, I love you. So, so much.

  3. twistedsmile twistedsmile
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 11:49am UTC
    Music is my saviour
    These headphones are my armour
    When the beats are followed with my heart
    and the lyrics are more
    true than everyone around me
    music is my one true love
    my angel to keep me sane
    the reason im still here

  4. ninelittlelions ninelittlelions
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:46am UTC
    I shall have 4 children.
    My first daughter shall be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, and I shall
    have it going on.
    My first son shall be named Luke. Then, my husband can say, "Luke, I
    am your father."
    My second daughter shall be named Narnia. Whenever I get
    something for her, I shall proclaim, "For Narnia!"
    And my second son shall be named Sparta. When I introduce him, I
    shall announce, "This is Sparta."
    nmq- pleasespeaktomyface - nmf

  5. lacceeymorgaann lacceeymorgaann
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    If a boy texts you back while playing video games,
    it's because he is dead or the game is loading.
    Don't be silly to think
    you're that important..
    summer_sage

  7. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    RANDOM EPICNESS!!!!!!! ZOMBIE SLAYING AND VAMPIRE ROMANCE......FANTASY NEEDS TO BE A LARGER PART OF REALITY XD
    ...............just sayin..............

  8. MayaStyles MayaStyles happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Strange but true facts#9
    On average, more people fear spiders than death.
    Lol.

  9. MayaStyles MayaStyles happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:34am UTC
    Strange but true facts#8
    If you touch your tongue while yawning, it can stop the yawn.
    Series?

  10. MayaStyles MayaStyles happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:29am UTC
    Strange but true facts#7
    Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, a duck is watching you.

  11. MayaStyles MayaStyles happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:15am UTC
    Strange but true facts#6
    This is seriously cool:
    First, make a fist with your LEFT hand. Then, squeeze your LEFT
    thumb. Then, put your right index finger down your throat. NO GAG
    REFLEX.
    Series?

  12. MayaStyles MayaStyles happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:06am UTC
    Strange but true facts#5
    In japan they have square watermelons.
    Series?

  13. MayaStyles MayaStyles happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:55am UTC
    Strange but true facts#4
    Grapes explode in the microwave.
    Series?

  14. MayaStyles MayaStyles happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:52am UTC
    Strange but true facts#3
    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
    Lol, thats just cruel.
    Series?

  15. MayaStyles MayaStyles happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:38am UTC
    Strange but true facts#2
    Your more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win.
    Series?

  16. MayaStyles MayaStyles happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:32am UTC
    Strange but true facts#1
    You cant hum while holding your nose.
    Should i do a series?

  17. Reader_Aubrey Reader_Aubrey
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 11:36am UTC
    My boyfriend, Jusin, lost his
    wallet one day,
    I texter him at 6 am, getting a reply saying he was at my school where we were the night before, a good 20 blocks away, looking for it.
    I wondered what was in it that made him so eager to find it.
    I found it at my house. No money, no change,
    just the first letter I had ever written him.
    love.givesmehope.com

  18. lalalexy lalalexy
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    your mistakes
    do not define you.

  19. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    What's that? A hat?
    A crazy funky junky hat.
    Overslept, hair unsightly.
    Trying to look like Kiera Knightly
    We've been there, we've done that
    We see right through your funnky hat.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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