I shall have 4 children.
My first daughter shall be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, and I shall
have it going on.
My first son shall be named Luke. Then, my husband can say, "Luke, I
am your father."
My second daughter shall be named Narnia. Whenever I get
something for her, I shall proclaim, "For Narnia!"
And my second son shall be named Sparta. When I introduce him, I
shall announce, "This is Sparta."
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