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Hi ! 
welcome to my page <3

if you ever feel like talking me just leave a comment.


I love to write and have been on witty for far to long but i love it !
i write to express not to impress.
I love to talk so comment and i'll always write you back.
Good luck going through all of my quotes i have over 1000.
I love all of you <3


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  1. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 6:17pm EDT
    Each time you ignore me,
    I regret every text message that
    i've ever sent you.

  2. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 6:14pm EDT
    I may not be the girl that everyone wants,
    but at least I'm not the girl
    that everyone had.
    -summer-sage

  3. summer_sage summer_sage
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    June 3, 2013 6:06pm EDT
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  4. summer_sage summer_sage
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    February 4, 2013 2:08am EST
    Growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be. . .

  5. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 4:13am EST
    Joker and Harley
    Do you Harley promise to side by your future partner in crime,
    to always have the TNT ready and primed and always through thick,
    thin or the annoyance of Batman assist in burning this city down?
    *I DO, Puddin'*, Harley says slightly buckling her knees a bit and obviously
    crossing her fingers behind her back. She says so with a slight
    almost child like giggle and bright doe eyes.
    Do you Joker promise to not kill any elected officials without the assistance
    of your beloved wife, to make her laugh from ear to ear and break her out in
    the most comically violent fashion from any institute she gets stuck in?
    * I DoooooOOO, Sugar puss*, The Joker responds with a devil like grind,
    he too also has his fingers crossed behind his back in their typical fiendish fashion.
    Well with the powers that be, I pronounce you prince clown of crime
    and you Harlequin Jezebel forever intertwined in chaotic love that you called marriage.
    Explosions fill the room, blocking off all the exits, poison like gas fills the rooms,
    rising from pipes in the floor. The Joker and Harley reach into their wedding cake,
    and remove two military issued gas masks. They cover them up, but not before
    The Joker picks the priest up from the floor who is still gasping for air.
    "Thank you kind sir, its been a RIOT!" HAHAHAHA..
    In which he than snaps his neck, and carries Harley out through a drop in the floor.
    People fall to the ground dying from the fumes,
    the disco ball in the center of the room implodes raining joker cards throughout the room.
    A marriage made in hell.
    Totally better love story than twilight.

  6. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:15am EST
    I am not a graceful person.
    I am not a Sunday morning or Friday sunset.
    I am a Tuesday 2am,
    I am gunshots muffled by a few city blocks,
    I am a broken window during February.
    My bones crack on a nightly basis.
    I fall from elegance with a dull thud,
    and I apologize for my awkward sadness.
    I sometimes believe that I don’t belong around people,
    that I belong to all the leap days that didnt happen.
    The way the light and darkness mix
    under my skin has become a storm.
    You don’t see the lightning,
    but you hear the
    echoes.

  7. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 9:25am EST
    I want you to miss me. I want you to recognize me in your morning cereal and the voice of your favorite singer. I want you to wonder where I am when your fingers are stretched beneath your waistband, when you’re lighting up, when you’re tripping up the uneven step on your basement stairs. I want you to think of me when you look into your teacup and your rearview mirror.

  8. summer_sage summer_sage
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    December 23, 2012 9:17am EST
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  9. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:51am EST
    It’s a most distressing affliction to have a
    sentimental heart and a skeptical mind.

  10. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:37am EST
    u wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your Christmas presents. it is Jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms

  11. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:26am EST
    me: hi, can i have a large—
    starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
    me: can we not do this

  12. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:22am EST
    “I’m an adult” I whisper as
    I cry over a video game.

  13. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:18am EST
    When people think that I’m on a ‘diet’ if they see me eating a salad.
    B.itch I like my veggies… Leave me alone!

  14. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 10:51pm EST
    I'm glad you're in my life ♥ LOL jk.
    i hope you get hit by a bus and then the bus
    put its in reverse and hits you again,
    and i hope im the lucky mother f.cker that is driving the bus.
    summer_sage

  15. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 11:14am EDT
    Hey here's some Midol.
    Those cramps are CRAZY
    but here's the bright side....
    it's not a baby.
    summer_sage

  16. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 10:54am EDT
    Women know, they just know;
    even if they didn't they'd still know.
    Men probably won't get this,
    but women will,
    because they know.
    summer_sage

  17. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 10:44am EDT
    If you went to put money in a homeless man's cup,
    and he grabbed your hand,
    all not cool-like,
    I'd slap his hand until he let yours go.
    I realize that's a pretty specific scenario,
    but if it ever happens,
    just know, I got your back.
    summer_sage

  18. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 10:35am EDT
    Dear Neighbor,
    Unfortunately we have not had the pleasure of meeting each other yet. However, we can hear everything you do. so basically it's like we already know you. And what we've concluded is:
    -someone just bought a pogo stick !!!
    -2012 Double Dutch Champs! Congrats!
    -Just got casted in STOMP!
    -You own your very own Wak-A-Mole! Lucky
    -Super clumsy, dropping things all the time.
    -Super hot, having s.ex all the time.
    -You're housing a mini pony. Jealous!
    -traing to win gold in gymnastics. GO USA!
    seriously though.. not trying to be a pest or super annoying... but oh my gosh what are you doing up there?! and if you do by chance have a mini pony, i would like to meet it.
    sincerely,
    your neighbors
    P.S. If secretly you're spiderman and are practicing your spidey skills... please disregard this not and keep up the good work.

  19. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 10:20am EDT
    I want you
    more than Carly Rae Jepsen
    wants you to call her.
    Maybe.
    summer_sage

  20. summer_sage summer_sage
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 4:13pm EDT
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