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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Why doesn't school teach you actual life skills
    like how to meet rich businessmen.

  2. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 12:41am UTC
    There are many things I have done
    That I'm not very proud of
    But i'm not going to let them
    Define who I am
    And you shouldn't either
    There's always time to change
    Don't let your past control you

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    if i ever got sentenced to
    house arrest, i would just laugh at the judge.

  4. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:46am UTC
    Me when I was 7: I'm never gonna swear. Swearing is bad and I'm a good girl.
    Me now: Yo, pass the f*cking salt you b*tch and also some of that f*ckin ketchup sh*t

  5. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    I want somebody to love me.
    To make me feel wanted.

  6. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Oh, why you look so sad?
    Tears are in your eyes
    Come on and come to me now
    Don't be ashamed to cry
    Let me see you through
    'Cause I've seen the dark side too
    ~I'll stand by you, the pretenders

  7. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 11:03am UTC
    Its crazy how your idol
    could turn into your rival
    And you just have nobody to look up to.
    You trust the people that backstab the most
    And you always expect to change their ways.
    You try being a good role model
    Yet you're always getting into trouble within days.
    They promise you with all their heart
    That they'll never go away
    But next thing you know
    their running out the door
    never even trying to stay.

  8. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:13am UTC
    Falling in love is like
    jumping off a really tall
    building, your brain tells
    you it's not a good idea,
    but your heart tells you
    you can fly

  9. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:16am UTC
    Running toward my dreams,
    tripped over reality and hit my head
    on the truth

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    I am slowly fading away

  11. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    You know those days when you are happy?
    I miss having those days

  12. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Shes the type of girl who follows her own path.
    As she walks by, people always ask "What was she thinking",
    Yet shes also the type who can make anybody smile.
    When the world brought her down
    she always brought herself back up
    Shes stuck in her dreams and never followed reality
    Shes the one everybody wants to know
    Yet the one everybody wants to ignore
    Shes the one who has the crazy imagination
    But a painful reality.
    She wants succsess even though she knows its hard to get it.
    Shes scared of life because she doesn't know what might happen in the future.
    Shes's scared of the thought of change
    But once she got back up on her feet, she still continued to the path.

  13. GoneCra2y GoneCra2y
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Wife: Can you help me with the garden?
    Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
    Wife: Honey the toilets broken...
    Husband: Do I look like a plumber?
    (A few hours later after the husband gets off work and everything is fixed)
    Husband: Did you fix all this?
    Wife: No. The neighbors son came over and helped me. He said I had to either make him a burger or sleep with him.
    Husband: You made him a burger, right?!
    Wife: Do I look like Burger King?!

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    I'm not forgetful;
    I'm just too lazy to remember.

  15. TheLostGirl TheLostGirl
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    HOW CAN YOU
    look a child in the eyes
    and pull the trigger

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    this is how i am 90% of the time:
    "wait what?"
    "what are we doing?"
    "i'm so confused."
    "what?"
    "what???????"
    "WHAT??"

  17. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    & that scary moment
    when your teacher looks at your test while you're taking it.
    no, i said no. you're not allowed to see how stupid i am yet.

  18. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    and suddenly, all of our
    problems seem so much less significant. On Monday, everyone wear
    Green and white: Sandy Hook Elementary's colors. I think we should turn Witty green and white as well, just so everyone can realize even though they are gone, they will never be forgotten.
    please help me get Steve to see this
    ^
    (o)
    ---
    | |
    | |
    ---
    a candle in memory of all of them<3
    P.s. It is green and white if you go to their website (http://newtown.sandyhook.schooldesk.net/) click spirit days it specifically says... On the first Friday of each month this year, wear the green and the white to show off your school pride!.....They are also the eagles not the dolphins for those who were unsure of the masct and the colors.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    i've become so pro at sarcasm,
    where it's pretty damn difficult to tell when i'm serious or not.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    "sharing is caring, you know."
    lol, sweetheart, you can't "share" my boyfriend. so stop trying.

:)

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