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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 6:49pm UTC

1 Notification: *Someone faved your quote*
I'd like to thank my parents, my cat and, I'd say my friends, but...
*mic drop*
Thank you

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 2:28am UTC

Me eating outside:*Uses knife and fork and constantly wipes mouth*
Me eating at home: Mum, that's not a pizza stain, it adds design to my shirt. And no, I cannot find the tissues

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:55pm UTC

It's really ironic that the Americans
are posting about the summer break and how it's almost school time,
and the Australians are casually reading those posts during our school time.

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Vic Fuentes*
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July 27, 2013 1:51am UTC

Types of people:
-Children; always hungry and is not easily satisifed with ordinary food.
-Women; self-conscious about their appearance
-Men; burps, eats, sleeps, repeat.
- Wittians: always hungry and eats anything edible in sight
self-conscious about their appearance (even if they stay inside most of the time)
burps, eats, sleeps, repeat.

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 1:43am UTC

More than half of Witty's users come from Narnia.
*initiate obvious sarcastic Jim Carrell voice so that it echoes into your brain juices*
THAT'S FUNNY, I HAVEN'T BUMPED INTO ONE OF YOU YET

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Vic Fuentes*
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July 23, 2013 3:23am UTC

If I were to flirt online, it would probably go down something like this:
Me: If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fineeeeeeeeee
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: No sorry, I meant Optimus Prime.
Me:... Yeah. Optimus Prime cos you got his..
Him:
Me: You know?.. His hair and..
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: ... Hey Optimus Prime ;)
Me: I meant :)* The two dots.
Him:
Me: I was totally not flirting.
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:Bye.

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 3:53am UTC

"No mom,
they're not online strangers and pedophiles, they are in the same fandom as me.
We basically share everything."

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Vic Fuentes*
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July 22, 2013 3:50am UTC

In science class today,
our teacher was talking about the personalities of the elements of the Periodic Table. She goes on to tell us that the Noble Gases on the right side, are the most antisocial elements from the whole group because they have no friends and i am just oMG
I thought of us Wittians and how we are the Noble Gases of the Periodic Table.

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 9:20pm UTC

Maybe I do get a lot of faves but they're like John Cena
"YOU CAN'T SEE MEEEEEEE"

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 6:27am UTC

Australians: *Reads the 4th of July quotes while drinking tea*

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Vic Fuentes*
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June 29, 2013 7:12am UTC

Never assume that, because they're smiling, they're happy.
After all, a rose dies long before the colour fades away.
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Vic Fuentes*
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June 29, 2013 7:05am UTC

The awkward moment when
you're at a drive-thru and you have short arms so you're just wagging your arm out like a helpless seal trying to grab onto the take-away food.

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 4:04am UTC

Hipster: I ordered some swaghetti yolognese.

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Vic Fuentes*
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June 22, 2013 12:28am UTC

Some girl: OMG Ricky Martin is so hooot! Marry me <3
2 hours ago · comment · 20 likes
Random guy: I have a better chance at marrying him than you do.
30 minutes ago • like • 43 likes

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 12:21am UTC

Dinner for normal people: Some exquisite Italian cuisine
Dinner for me: Burnt toast and room temperature tap water.

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Vic Fuentes*
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June 14, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Normal days:
Pencil drops: *Picks it up*
Period days:
Pencil drops: OH FOR F/CK SAKES PENCIL. I AM TRYING TO FINISH THIS STUPID ESSAY THAT MY STUPID TEACHER DECIDED TO GIVE US "FOR FUN". AND LOOK WHAT YOU F/CKIN DO. YOU FALL. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN- OH F/CK. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN STAY DOWN THERE. IM GONNA GET A NEW PENCIL. *Finds no pencil* F/ck my life.
*Picks up pencil on the floor*

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 1:00am UTC

I feel like, no matter how hard I try, it's never going to be good enough.

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 5:42am UTC

I hate it when its obvious
that there is some serious eye contact going on between me and my crush, but he won't make the first move, so I just kinda stand there activating idiot mode.

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 11:25pm UTC

When a Witty Famous person writes a quote: *Everyone's online*
When I write a quote which is so awesome that it should be on top quotes: *Nobody's online*

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 2:37am UTC

I feel as ignored as:
-A white crayon
-The first piece of bread
-Internet explorer
-Terms and Agreements
-18+ warning
-Kevin Jonas

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