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Vic Fuentes*

  1. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Spilled hot tea on my leg
    Call that T-Pain

  2. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    Got my grandma on speed dial
    Call that instagram

  3. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    I could be a mega superstar with millions of money,
    but I would still illegally download music.

  4. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    Popular girl: OMG I'M SO HIPSTAH LOLZ
    Me: OMG WHY DON'T YOU JUST HISTAHP LOLZ

  5. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    DID EVERYONE JUST FORGET ABOUT THE GUY WHO INTRODUCED GABRIELLA AND TROY TOGETHER?
    HE GOES AND SAYS- SOMEDAY, YOU'LL THANK ME FOR THIS
    IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM, THERE WOULD BE NO STATUS-QUO BREAKING, SUMMER TIME SONGS AND WORK WORK WORK THIS OUT MOMENTS.

  6. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    I'm the type of person who would stand and stare if someone broke into my house
    because i'd be too busy trying to come up with a sassy way to tell them to 'go away'

  7. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    Me: i hate people
    Friend: hate is a strong wor-
    Me: that's the point

  8. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 2:40am UTC
    it shouldnt be called meet and greet
    it should be called pay and hey

  9. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    WHAT TEAM??
    NO TEAm i have no friends

  10. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    .
    #HASHTAG WINNING
    .

  11. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    Me: I'm cool
    Friend: I'm cooler
    Me: That means i'm hotter than you
    Me: no wonder i wake up with fevers
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: oooooooooooooooohhhh snapppp

  12. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    My enthusiasm for school is as low
    as my self-esteem

  13. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    "How are you?"
    Yes.

  14. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    *Does a test*
    Forgets everything the topic is about and suddenly remembers
    what happened on the 5th day of 2004 at 7:30am

  15. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    "Hey beatbox for me"
    *Spits in face* pfttt pffft bxxxbffbdhf *spits in face*

  16. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    Him<3
    What do u mean he is less than 3. am i missing something here

  17. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    Perfume bottles tell me that the scent is 'just a touch of rose'
    But I end up smelling like I just gangnam styled in an out of a
    freaking rose garden and then bathed in them like 'Holla'

  18. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    *Does something really stupid*
    Continues to slap myself mentally for the next century

  19. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    Person working at McDonalds: How may I help you?
    Me: Uh, can I get a McFlurry?
    Her: Sorry, the ice-cream machine is broken. Can I get you anything else?
    Me: *Starts panicking and forgets every menu in existence*
    Me: *Grabs a straw and runs out*

  20. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    *Gets a new game*
    *Enters cheats*
    *Finishes game with max. points*
    What a rip-off, that was the easiest game I've ever played.
    i want my money back thanks

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