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LittleWonders

1. Maddyhj
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2012 8:56pm UTC
   I like wearing oversized sweaters.
   Not because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
   
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2. EmilyxLovesxU
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2012 9:50am UTC
   Me: I hugged Louis Tomlinson
   Dad: ....
   Me: ....
   Dad: ....
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   Dad: If you damage another poster, I'm not buying you anymore.
   
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3. akp1015
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2012 4:48pm UTC
   Doctor: Are you sexually active?
   Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
   
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4. swedishfishy
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2012 11:21pm UTC
   * *
   *
   /*
   KEEP
   CALM
   AND
   try not to get killed
   Or worse
   Expelled
   format credit: Missanna
   
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5. carson5482
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2012 6:21pm UTC
   Dear Fred,
   Remember that day that we put our names in the Goblet? I wish that hadn't been the only time we saw each other old...
   Love, George♥
   follow for a follow.
   
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6. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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7. Jahyvie
   posted a quote
   November 23, 2012 2:08pm UTC
   Do you understand
   how much it hurts
   when the person
   you fought the
   hardest for gives
   you up without a
   fight at all.
   
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