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  1. DeviledEyes DeviledEyes
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    im a girl,
    i get annoyed, i dont like being punched in the boob, i hate when people mess with my hair, i hate it when people get annoying, i hate going to school. i cant trust a lot of people. i am clumsy. i will watch eat tv all day while getting fat. i like boys. i get jealous. i cry for no reason. i will make a big deal out of small things. i wont be understood. i care about what people think about me. im not perfect.
    But hey, i'm a girl. its my job.
    ..

  2. Sock_Monster Sock_Monster
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Bored? Listless? Help is at hand!
    Pass away long, pointless hours with our bumper list of things to do when you're well and truly bored
    1. THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
    Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
    (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
    See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
    See how long you can hold a note
    (Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
    Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.
    Try to not think about penguins
    (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
    This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.
    Use your secret mind power
    (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
    Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.
    Pretend you're a robot
    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
    Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.
    Scratch yourself
    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
    Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
    Rate passers by
    (Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
    Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.
    Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
    Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
    Pinch yourself
    (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
    What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.
    Try to swallow your tongue
    (Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
    There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
    Pretend to be a car
    (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
    Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
    Make Star Trek door noises
    (Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
    Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
    Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
    (Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
    Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
    Get yourself as nauseated as possible
    (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
    Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect
    Invent a weird twitch
    (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
    Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.
    Make a low buzzing noise
    (Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
    Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.

  3. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
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    November 20, 2012 3:45pm UTC
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  4. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    97% of My childhood...
    ABC
    123
    My Momma take care of me
    My daddy sings Do re mi
    My grandma says
    Oh ah I want a piece of pie
    Pie to sweet I want a piece of meat
    Meat too red I want to go to bed
    Bed unmade I want some lemonade
    lemonade to sour I want to take a shower
    Shower too cool I want to go to school
    School too dumb I want to suck my thumb
    Thumb to dirty I want to fly a birdy
    Birdy too fat and that's the end of that.
    So close your eyes and count to ten,
    If you mess up start all over again!


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  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC
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  7. HereToMakeYouSmile HereToMakeYouSmile
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity:
    On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
    (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
    On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (....the shoplifter special?)
    On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
    (and that would be how???....)
    On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
    (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
    (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
    (...and you thought????...)
    On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
    (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
    On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    (and...I'm taking this because???....)
    On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
    (as opposed to...what?)
    On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
    (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
    On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
    (talk about a news flash.)
    On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
    (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
    On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
    (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
    On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
    (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

  8. lalalexy lalalexy
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    I gotta dig bick.
    You that read wrong.
    that awkward when you read that wrong too
    and said "moment" after awkward.
    this is awkward....

  9. MrefusetosinkH MrefusetosinkH
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    Fave and I'll
    Write a name that sounds good with yours.
    I promise I'll do them all
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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  11. cheergurl97 cheergurl97
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    1-4 = ugly
    4-9 = okay
    9-14 = cute
    14-20 = pretty
    20-30 = gorgeous
    30-35 = stunning
    35 + = mind-blowing


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  13. soccergurl2696 soccergurl2696
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    If you hate yourself…
    &If you think that you are...
    Too fat, too thin, too tall, too short, too slow, too quiet, too dumb, too nerdy, too clumsy, too loud, or too ugly
    Then click the <3
    and look at how many favs it got
    Then realize you're not alone,
    Because nobodies perfect
    and neither is society

  14. ashleighdanielle ashleighdanielle
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    this is for the "i'm fine" girls.
    the girls whose hearts are actually breaking.
    the girls who smile and nod.
    the girls who are madly in love with a boy.
    the girls who blink back their tears.
    the girls who cry themselves to sleep.
    the girls who listen to sad music alone.
    the girls who stare at couples in the mall.
    because, despite what we tell everyone else,
    we are not fine.
    we are not fine at all.

  15. WittyLori WittyLori
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    I need to follow more people fave if you want to be followed ❤

  16. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Fave this:
    For a rate from a guys perspective.
    -Quentin
    nmf. not a true story.


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  18. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    hauntingly beautiful
    Chapter 32
    Hayden's Point of View
    The sweet vanilla ice cream that rolled on the tip of my tongue was now starting to taste bitter.
    Why wasn't Hunter looking at me when he asked that question?
    He didn't find someone to replace me, did he?
    "No, actually. I'm not." I truthfully said, my voice sounded cold and hoarse. "Are you?"
    Hunter looked at me with shock, yet I could sense that he was pleased through the sparkly glint in his tropical blue eyes.
    Oh, how I missed those bright blue orbs.
    "I'm not, either." he said, trying to hide back his excitement.
    My stomach began to feel jittery, as I poked the slush of melted ice cream in my cup.
    "Hah, I guess that's-"
    Before I got to finish, Hunter was already up, and pulling on my arm.
    He dragged out of the ice cream parlor, lacing his fingers through mine.
    I blushed, as our warm skin connected.
    "Hunter, where are you taking me?" I panted, as Hunter began to run full speed.
    It was hard for me to keep up, since he was an athelete.
    He didn't reply to me, but I got my answer when my feet started to sink into pools of sand.
    We kicked the cold sand behind us, as Hunter pulled us further down the beach.
    Was he going to throw me-
    Suddenly, I felt freezing cold water rising above my knees, soaking my dress completely.
    "H-Hunter!" I said, jaw clencing up and down from my endless shivering.
    He laughed, as he inched closer to me.
    In the icy water, he wrapped his arms around my waist, taking me by surprise.
    His warm body heat warmed me up, and soon, the cold water had no effect on me.
    "Are you insane?" I asked, out faces nearly centimeters apart.
    It kind of reminded me of the first time we kissed.
    I was just as nervous as I was now, and our faces were so close, it was intimidating.
    "God, I missed you so much." he whispered, brushing my dampened hair away from my face.
    My back arched from his touch, as a small smirk appeared across his lips.
    The moon lit up his features, making his skin look ivory pale, and his eyes look so intense.
    I was speechless.
    I wanted to tell him how much he meant to me, but words couldn't describe it.
    "A year without kissing you... I can't take it any longer." he muttered.
    I wanted him as much as he wanted me, even more.
    I wanted to feel the sensation of his lips on mine, morphing in sync.
    And that's exactly what I felt when he pressed his soft lips upon mine.
    His lips were sweet from the ice cream we just devoured, but still minty from his freshly brushed teeth.
    I leaned my body further into his, wrapping my arms around his neck, while he had his firmly on my waist.
    I felt a tingling sensation on our lips.
    I knew it wasn't sparks; it was so much more than that.
    We pulled away, as I felt my lip quiver.
    "You do realize that we're both going to be sick after this?" he chuckled, pressing his forehead against mine.
    I laughed softly, closing my eyes, taking in the moment. "I know, but I really don't care."
    "I love you, Hayden." he suddenly said.
    My body went numb from excitement, as my heart pounded against my chest.
    There was only one thing left for me to say.
    "I love you too, Hunter."
    The End.
    I might be starting a new story sometime next week.
    There won't be a sequel to this, just because I feel as if there's nothing more to write about.
    Hope you liked it :) Thanks my lovely followers for reading! ♥

  19. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    hauntingly beautiful
    Chapter 31
    Hunter's Point of View
    "...oh, Hayden!" Joey finished.
    I felt myself stop breathing, as my eyes slowly dragged over to where she was.
    She avoided eye contact with me, as she bit down on her lip.
    I remember that Hayden used to bite on her lower lip everytime she was nervous.
    "Damn!" Joey whistled, eyeing Hayden up and down. "You became hot!"
    I glared at Joey, as Hayden gave him a weak smile.
    "So, listen, Hunter, if you don't want Hayden anymore, I'll be glad to take her." Joey smirked, placing his cold hands on her thighs.
    I saw Hayden flinch at his touch, as I immediately took action.
    I peeled his hands off her, pushing him away gently.
    "Go find someone else." I told him.
    Joey chuckled, sounding like a drunk idiot.
    He walked off to another girl who was wearing a bikini with large rinestones.
    I took in a deep breath, turning my attention back to Hayden.
    She was staring down, twisting the ends of her brown locks.
    I couldn't believe I didn't recognize her.
    She changed over the past year.
    She became so much more beautiful and confident.
    "Hayden." I whispered.
    Her big, hazel eyes stared up at me, as she gave me a half smile. "Hi, Hunter."
    I chuckled, scratching the back of my neck. "You're back."
    She laughed along with me, as her eyes twinkled even in the dim lighting. "I guess I am."
    I licked my lips. "What are you doing here?"
    She smiled, rolling her eyes playfully. "Why, you don't want me here?"
    During her time away, she definetely became less shy and more outgoing.
    I liked her this way, carefee and relaxed.
    I knew she probably was still hurt from her dark past, but I could tell by her smile that she was moving on from it.
    "Of course I do." I said.
    "In that case, I'm here to see you graduate." she explained.
    I raised an eyebrow. "You came all the way from California just to see me?"
    She smiled. "And Ruth, of course."
    I smiled, and took a long minute just to study her for a minute.
    I missed her so much, and it was surreal that she was standing just a short foot away from me.
    Gosh, she became so beautiful.
    "Do you want to leave? I know parties were never your thing." I suggested.
    She smiled, glad that I remembered so much about her. "If you don't mind, I'd love to go get some ice cream."
    I grinned, lacing her fingers through mine. "I'm fine with that."
    ~*~*~
    "Why do you keep staring at me like that? Do I have ice cream on my face?" Hayden asked, wiping her lips with the back of her hand.
    I shook my head, unable to keep myself from smiling at her like an idiot.
    "I'm just really glad you're back." I paused. "How have you been this past year?"
    Her smiled faded a bit, as her put her spoon down.
    "After I moved, I started to see my guidence counselor at my new school. She helped me out, a lot." she said, twirling her half melted ice cream.
    "That's good. I could tell that you've changed." I nodded.
    She smiled again, and it felt as if the whole room lighted up. "Thanks."
    I licked my lips, waiting for the question to roll out my tongue.
    "So... are you seeing someone?" I asked, not daring to look at her.

  20. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
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    March 12, 2012 8:50pm UTC
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