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AmoreMe
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July 29, 2011 7:43am UTC

click here to become famous
favorite if you were tempted to click the "link".

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CrisParadis
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March 13, 2013 11:56am UTC

Waldo: Dude, I'm right here.

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W.*
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March 13, 2013 12:48pm UTC

In class
Teacher: No food in class.
CRUNCH ...... CRUNCH .. CRUNCH
Everyone looks at me.
Me: no, I don't have cheetos

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MaieMaie
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March 13, 2013 12:55pm UTC

If a python knocks on your door and says "Hi, I'm a vacuum cleaner!" it's not true. That's a python.

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GlassHorizon
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March 13, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Friend: I found out why I haven't got a boyfriend
Me: Really? Why?
Friend: Because I'm so mean to boys whenever they talk to me
Me: Well Blair Waldorf did alright
Friend: ..
Me: Anyway. I'm single because I hate everyone

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TrulyMadlyDeeplyy
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March 13, 2013 2:55pm UTC

she wears short skirts i wear your grandads clothes
she’s cheer captain and i look incredible

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skylarlovestrains
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March 13, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to roll up like ball on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb.

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Spencer Grace✨*
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March 13, 2013 3:12pm UTC

If you plss me off...
I swear I will replace all the songs on
your ipod with the Kids Bop version.

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iminlove1208
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March 13, 2013 3:21pm UTC

We all have those moments when
you're supposed to be sleeping
yet you're on your laptop stalking people's witty profiles
and the music from their page
just blares out
scaring the living daylights out of you.

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KaterinaHoran
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March 13, 2013 3:36pm UTC

I can't hear you,it's too dark in here.
-Patrick Star

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Fading.From.Reality*
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March 13, 2013 3:42pm UTC

FACTno;294:
67% of boys prefer girls who don't have braces
Me: Ohh man :L

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YourTenLastWords
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March 13, 2013 4:10pm UTC

When you have a problem, solve it with calmness.
Unless you have a gun.
Then always solve it with the gun.

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YourTenLastWords
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March 13, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Well, aren't you
a ray of f*cking sunshine.
I bet you just read that in a sarcastic voice.

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DumbRedhead
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March 13, 2013 4:27pm UTC

I didn’t choose the band life the band life crawled from the depths of hell and grabbed me in a chokehold and dragged me into the flames but it’s kind of fun down here idk

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