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StarCrossedLover
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October 30, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Him:Hey I don't like you anymore.
Me: Okay,
Him:I'm going to block you're number so I don't get any of you're text messages about you wanting me back
Me: I don't want you bac-
Him: shhhhhh, Of course i'll take you back!
Me:?
Ladies and Gentlemen my best friend

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screamo666
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October 30, 2012 1:43pm UTC

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Faces like yours belong in a zoo.
Don't be mad. I'll be there too.
Not in a cage. But laughing at you.

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smiley_tana*
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October 28, 2012 2:17pm UTC

if EVERYTHING HAPPENS
for a reason How come i haven't found the reason yet?

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lilbunny1027
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October 18, 2012 9:16am UTC

If a girl leans towards you, kiss her. If a girls hand is free, hold it and if shes upset, hug her until shes okay.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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shyheim
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October 17, 2012 9:18pm UTC

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LifeOnlyComesOnce
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October 17, 2012 9:19pm UTC

Injoy life, There is plenty time to be dead!

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Maddyhj
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October 17, 2012 8:16pm UTC

God. Grant me the serenity not to kill every one of these motherfucckers.

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converse97
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October 17, 2012 8:18pm UTC

parents: you can be anything you want
parents: no not that

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kenzie_98
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October 17, 2012 8:19pm UTC

radio: sappy love song
me: lol, no.
radio: commercials
me: lol, no.
radio: talking about sports
me: lol, no.
radio: Gangnam Style
me: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEXY LADYYYY

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 2:27pm UTC

trust me, i had no intentions of
waking up this morning and being so f/cking fabulous.
but hey, sh/t happens!

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 2:47pm UTC

pandora: *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *runs out of skips* *changes station*

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CuteGirl9
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September 29, 2012 9:45am UTC

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jennyracinggirl
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September 29, 2012 9:46am UTC

i dont fall for pick up lines
only pickup trucks❤

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Horselover00
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September 29, 2012 9:46am UTC

"I'm at a payphone, trying to go home!"
"Aww. Was the date really that bad?"

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jessiduh
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September 29, 2012 9:46am UTC

Today I'm 16 ♥
Glad that I've survived this long agaisnt depression and everything else ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Maggiej2002
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 9:21am UTC

Dont worry about a thing..
Coz every little things gonna be alright.
Woke up this morning,
Smiled at the rising sun.
3 little birds,
Apon my doorstep.
Singing a sweet song.
Of melodys pure and true.
Singing: This is a message to you-oh-oh.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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danicavallaro
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September 29, 2012 9:24am UTC

If im going to date you, you must smell absolutely amazing all the time.

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