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CrazyInLoveLeelee
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December 7, 2010 8:16pm UTC

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LoveLikeWoexD
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October 22, 2011 9:29pm UTC

Blanket on; to hot.
Blanket off; to cold.
One leg out; Perfect.
until the demon
from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 4:53pm UTC

Ever looked at your bestfriend
and thought 'why aren't we comedians?'
nmf

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ashleybellax3
posted a quote
December 4, 2010 10:05pm UTC

Fave
if those 10 year old girls with the Juicy
Couture sweatsuits and cell phones
that says OMG and LOL every 5 seconds
and think that saying "Crap" makes them
cool, make you laugh.

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amanda2121
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August 9, 2011 10:34pm UTC

My ex boyfriend decieded to be a jerk and post on my wall"You like small dicks"and so i commented back "exactly, why do you think i ever dated you?" *98 people liked my comment*

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IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 5:03pm UTC

I Wish My Parents Could Understand
When I Hang Out With A Boy It Doesn't Mean He's My Boyfriend.
School is Hard and i'm trying my best.
I'm A teenager, I don't always have the best attitude.
I try to make the best decisions for myself
I'm young and want to have fun.
If i'm out all night it doesn't mean i'm drinking or doing drugs.
Not all my friends can be a bad influence
I feel useless whenever they compare me to other people.

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antus_girl
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July 24, 2011 10:45am UTC

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HabiiBa
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August 3, 2011 9:21pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you walk out of your bedroom in your pajamas and there's a guest in your house.

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xoalicecullenxo
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August 11, 2011 9:15am UTC

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Cop: When is your birthday?
Me: April 20th
Cop: What year?
Me: Every year.
Cop: Well played.....
lol fav if you get it:)

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Iwishyouweremine
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 6:21pm UTC

I told my bestfriend, "At my funeral, it's your job to dramatically throw yourself on to my casket and yell "WWHHHHHHYYY!!!?
she agreed. (:
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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 2:44pm UTC

Does anyone else
GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
"Can I ask you a question?"

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soccergirl78
posted a quote
January 17, 2011 12:36am UTC

today my dad
would've came home from Iraq instead I visited his grave and talked to him for hours about everything♥

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babeigotchaa
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July 11, 2011 2:26pm UTC

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Emilyrose13
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 6:11pm UTC

♥--------------------- ---------
I wonder ,
What girls like more ?
Being called hot , or being called beautiful . <3
favorite for beautiful .
comment for hot .

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Titan4Life
posted a quote
December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC

Yesterday.
the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
"Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
laughing all period.
♥MLIA♥

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allicanbeisme
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 6:27am UTC

Can we get 2,976 favs to remember the 2,976 people who died on 09/11/01?
Okay, so I don’t expect THAT many but at least 100, not for me but in loving memory for all those killed in 9/11.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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Lollipop69
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 11:34am UTC

*Fav if you have ever
given or received
> > > The "Sup" nod < < <

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Echo_741
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 11:39am UTC

I'm taking → a survey.
If you support gay marriage; comment.
If you are against gay marriage; comment.
If you want to see a panda on a unicycle juggling pineapples; FAVE.

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