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LegendaryLettuce
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December 12, 2012 3:22pm UTC

In health class today:
Teacher: "Can anyone tell me any healthy relationships in your life?"
All the boys in class:"Me and my girlfriend!"
All the girls in class:"Me and my boyfriend!"
Me:"Me and my bed"

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 11, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Am I the only one who would kill for a Scottish accent?

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 11, 2012 5:25pm UTC

The older I get the more I understand Squidward's anger.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 11, 2012 4:56pm UTC

"I set fire to the rain"
"watched it pour as I touched your face"
What are you smoking, Adele?

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 11, 2012 4:47pm UTC

Dear Girls,
If a guy pauses a game to text you back,
Marry Him.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 7, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Pretty girls who are unaware of their looks are more attractive than girls who flaunt it.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 7, 2012 6:55am UTC

Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but this is in your head now,
your welcome baby.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 6, 2012 10:45am UTC

Unless life hands you sugar and some water, your lemonade is going to suck.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 5, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Ever wondered how bananas got their name?
Maybe a long time ago, a south african found them and wanted to name it a codename for yellow d!ck.
NMQ

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 5, 2012 4:27pm UTC

"You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when its shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your windows. So thats why I'm scared if you ever said you loved me."

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 5, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Dumb people seem to find love faster than the smart ones.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 5, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Did you know that when someone appears in your dreams, its because they miss you.
- Psychological fact

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 5, 2012 3:09pm UTC

Finally got a kiss...
Thanks Hersheys.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 4, 2012 4:48pm UTC

GIRL
I saw him today.
I wonder if he still cares.
I couldn't stop staring at him.
I asked him about his new girlfriend.
He's probably really happy right now.
He couldn't even look at me.
He didn't mean it.
He doesn't mean it.
He loves his new girlfriend.
He gave me a friendly hug.
Then I went home and cried.
I love him.
BOY
I saw her today.
It seems like it has been forever.
She looks better than before.
I asked her how she was going.
Picked her out of any girl I'm with.
Can't even look at her without crying.
I told her I miss her.
I meant it.
I love her.
I held her for the last time.
Then I walked home and cried.
I lost her.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 4, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Rough day?
Place your hand over your heart.
Feel that? Thats called purpose.
You're alive for a reason.
Don't give up.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 3, 2012 8:26pm UTC

When the first drop of tears come from the right eye, its happiness.
If its from the left eye, its pain.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 3, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment.
Because you have to deal with everyone who
doesn't have it.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 3, 2012 7:00am UTC

I hate it when Wikipedia 'copies' my homework.

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LegendaryLettuce
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December 2, 2012 9:25pm UTC

I'm not trying to impress you or anything but...I just broke my record for most days without dying.

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