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LegendaryLettuce

  1. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    Parents got divorced this weekend....
    ;_:

  2. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
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    January 2, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Okay I get it you don't like me fine I'll leave you alone...

  3. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
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    December 28, 2012 12:59am UTC
    Wise men say, forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

  4. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 12:40am UTC
    On the internet
    Endless talking
    In person
    "Um...Hi"
    "Awkward..."
    (You know its true)

  5. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Sigh, looks like another unsuccessful quote *delete*.
    Wait a new notification?
    Its from my friend! WAIT NO!
    "This quote has been marked for deletion."
    "GODDA-"

  6. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    So this kid says he is sad nobody has texted for the past 2 days.
    Join the club, kid.

  7. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    Parents call it
    "Talking Back"
    We call it
    "Explaining"

  8. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    When a stranger compliments you:
    "Thank you very much!"
    When your friend compliments you:
    "BULLSHIT you liar!"

  9. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
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    December 21, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    The things we learned in Bill Nye the Science Guy:
    10% science.
    90% of the theme song.

  10. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    You're like a T - Rex.
    Big mouth, no biceps.

  11. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
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    December 20, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    ( o_o) ( o_o) (._.)(o_o ) (o_o )
    ( -_-) ( -_-) (O.O) (-_- ) (-_- )
    ( '-') ( '-') ( '-') ('-') ('-' ) ('-' ) ('-' )
    Opening a pack of gum in class.

  12. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
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    December 19, 2012 5:12pm UTC
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    December 18, 2012 4:39pm UTC
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  14. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
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    December 16, 2012 9:05am UTC
    Sore throat headache and a stuffed up nose AND ON A SUNDAY.

  15. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
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    December 15, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    "Can I see your phone?"
    "uhh one sec."
    *Delete* *Delete* *Delete*
    "Here you go."

  16. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 10:23am UTC
    Damn smile gets me EVERY time...

  17. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
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    December 15, 2012 10:08am UTC
    Atleast bears are actually responsible with guns.

  18. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
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    December 14, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    The best person I have ever met is the one I least talk to.
    Ain't that a kick in the head.

  19. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
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    December 14, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    The true definition of trust:
    Two cannibals giving eachother BJs.

  20. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
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    December 14, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    I got voted shortest boy in my grade this year!
    I ain't even mad.

:)

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