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  1. ladygagafan68 ladygagafan68
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    I think I'm the only one who hates One Direction......

  2. frankiedoodle frankiedoodle
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    attractive person: Hi
    me: Is this some kind of sick joke?!
    nmq-just thought that was hilarious

  3. Lexi10 Lexi10
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    When I was 5 years old, my
    mom always told me that
    happiness was the key to life.
    When I wen to school, they
    asked me what I wanted to be
    when I grew up.
    I wrote down "Happy."
    They told me I didn't
    understand the assignment
    and I told them they didn't
    understand life.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Your face is not a colouring book.
    Chill out with the makeup.

  5. ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    When I was little, I thought that to film a movie about someone growing up, they had to film someone as a baby, and then wait for them to grow up to film the rest of the movie.
    Format by ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle

  6. Phoeberuns Phoeberuns
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    They should invent,
    a treadmill, with a computer built into it,
    and the internet wouldn't work unless you were
    walking or running on the treadmill.
    I would lose so much weight.

  7. YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    People born from 1994-1999 have lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries, and 2 milleniums. They're
    NOT EVEN 18 YET.

    nmf

  8. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Is it only me, or does every house have it's own particular smell.

  9. polkadottedstingray polkadottedstingray
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Your bestfriend is not necessarily the one person you hang out with the most or the person you share clothes with or the person you are most similar to.
    It's the person you can trust with anything, and the person you know will be there when everyone else has left. Your bestfriend is the person who can always make you laugh no matter what goes on around you, and just by talking to them you feel better.
    Your bestfriend is the person you thought of when you read this <3

  10. LalaloopsyInYourPants LalaloopsyInYourPants
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Sometimes I sit there and Wonder . . .
    What it would be like to be you.

  11. I_Cute_without_the_E I_Cute_without_the_E
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    I wanna be 5 years old again.
    when my brother was 7, and i looked up to him so much.
    when i could run into my brother's room christmas morning full of excitement.
    when i could cuddle up to my mom if i was sad and it would be okay again.
    when i didn't have to deal with drama.
    when boys had cooties.
    when i ate and never gained anything.
    when 69 was just a number i couldn't count to.
    when there was an easter bunny, tooth fairy and santa clause.
    when your friends were your friends and that was it.
    when nothing and nobody changed.
    when the only things that hurt were scrapes and bruises.
    when i was happy.

  12. kayluvssyahxoxo kayluvssyahxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    That moment of shame when you sing the wrong lyrics to a song and everyone's just like "You messed up!" & then they correct you with the right lyrics.

    nmf. b

  13. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    You know what scares me the most?
    My friends have never even heard of cutting, or self-harming, and here I am, actually doing it.

  14. SimplyMeSOCCER13 SimplyMeSOCCER13
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Fave if you were
    Born in the 90s and still a virgin.

  15. TeresaMindlessTillTheEnd TeresaMindlessTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    That moment when you come home from school and think did i really look like this all day?

  16. beenXthereXdoneXthat beenXthereXdoneXthat
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    I wonder if people complain
    when they have an assigned seat next to me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. juliebrat99 juliebrat99
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    I want to be just like her,
    Have the pretty face,
    Perfect body,
    Be friends with everyone popular,
    Be liked by everyone,
    Be able to do anything, no matter how weird it is,
    & get away with it.
    But the main reason I want to be like her,
    Is to have you.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  19. juliaxbeauty juliaxbeauty
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:54am UTC
    I didn't know love came with
    an expiration date


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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