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grownsimba · 5 years ago
whoop! there it is.
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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* · 5 years ago
I LOVE NICOLE!!
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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* · 5 years ago
nicole dollanganger?
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mars* · 6 years ago
update: this never happened
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grownsimba · 6 years ago
actual facts
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davidwolf580 · 6 years ago
nice to i have seen
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musicure · 6 years ago
I feel ya
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Ryouta* · 9 years ago
one oF YOUR BOYFRIENDS
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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* · 9 years ago
The aesthetic of this quote is A+.
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mynameBSarah · 9 years ago
Saaaaaaame
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Madi_Milkshakes* · 9 years ago
What I say when doing homework and studying for tests
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*Freedom* · 9 years ago
do me a favor and check out my story on wattpad! It'd be really appreciated, thank you! :) : http://www.wattpad.com/story/34415361-the-english-professor
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BrittanyMariee · 9 years ago
This actually just describes my life.
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GhostTown · 9 years ago
LOL THREE MONTS LATER I GET THIS QUOTE. I WAS SUCH AN IDIOT BACK THEN XDDD
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Lil_lamb · 9 years ago
ARTHUR OMG best post I've seen on witty ever
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SokuDragonBallZ* · 9 years ago
Or didn't wash the dishes like Ma asked you to ._. Pretty much how i feel most of the night lmao
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Secret42 · 9 years ago
I don't get it
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Wanderess* · 9 years ago
your quotes are so funny! Omg i'm gonna make pee(? ok i'm just kidding xD, but, really, you're so funny c:
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Amazing*Panda* · 9 years ago
I do that all the time... my cat hates me now!!! xD
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Dean* · 9 years ago
i'm always like dat lol
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