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  1. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 5:31am UTC
    ME MEETING ONE DIRECTION
    Harry: Hey, I'm Harry.
    Me: I KNOW WE ONLY MET, BUT LETS PRETEND ITS LOVE.

  2. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    If self-harm is "emo" then:
    Angelina Jolie would be emo.
    Johnny Depp would be emo.
    Amy Winehouse would be emo.
    Christina Ricci would be emo.
    Demi Lovato would be emo.
    Drew Barrymore would be emo.
    Courtney Love would be emo.
    Princess Diana would be emo.
    Marilyn Manson would be emo.
    Shirley Manson would be emo.
    Amy Studt would be emo.
    Sid Vicious would be emo.
    Russell Brand would be emo.

  3. soccerchicxo4 soccerchicxo4
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    S h e w e a r s s h o r t s k i r t s a n d
    i ' m o n t h e i n t e r n e t.
    S h e ' s c h e e r c a p t a i n a n d
    i ' m s t i l l o n t h e i n t e r n e t.

  4. sarhgirl sarhgirl
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    I'm Australian.
    & NO i do NOT say 'G'day mate!' I say 'hi'
    I do NOT surf. I can't hop on a surf board for the life of me.
    I don't even live near a beach. I have to travel at least 2 hours to a beach, which is the birth place of some sharks.
    I DO not have any special talent. I'm not living in the desert, or anything like that.
    I live in a over populated small town.
    I go to the pool, NOT the beach
    I wacth disney, NOT tan
    I'm always on my laptop, NOT surfing.
    And for your information if you say
    G'day mate, to try and sound Australian,
    Your failing. You just look like an idiot.
    OH AND no I dont ride kangaroo's -_- I've only ever seen a couple AT A ZOO. and if i tried to hop on a wild one it would probably kill me, literally. I only see wombats when im camping 4 HOURS AWAY. only ever seen a walluby once. and I DO NOT RIDE AN EMU. that thing would eat my eyes out. We ride cars, buses, motorbikes etc. just like you.
    I'm just a teenager.
    In high school
    addicted to geek games
    does nothing with her life
    in love
    Has very little friends
    not popular
    not athletic
    Like most people i just exist
    Stop being so stereo-typical.
    This isnt meant to offend, i just wanted to point this out.

  5. HeidioPHD HeidioPHD
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:20am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. L00KINGF0RS0METHING L00KINGF0RS0METHING
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 6:11am UTC
    Scott ***** > McDonalds can my girlfriend give birth in your store? i would
    love to share this wonderful experience with all your amazing employees!
    37 minutes ago · comment · like
    McDonalds Hey Scott, while we love your enthusiasm for McDonalds its hardly the best place to give birth. Maybe try the local hospital instead? Cheers, MD.
    3 minutes ago ago · like ·
    nmf/nmq
    and thats what happens when you get bored.

  8. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Finding this on my news feed was probably the highlight of my friday night...
    "I find it funny that jesus is so insecure that they had to make one of the 10 commandments not to say anything bad about him. hes like the socially awkward couisin we all have that your mom forces you to be nice to. "Just talk to your couisin jesus and include him. He doesnt get out much so it would mean a lot to him. Look hes standing by himself. Go talk"-jesus's aunt. "
    Guys please don't get offended by this I just find it funny,
    and if you don't find it funy, that's ok. Just don't give me crap for it. :)

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Person Why is it fair that your simple one liner quote gets a top quote?!Me: Sorry. I'll just stop signing into my 643 witty accounts in order to favorite my own quote.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 8:36am UTC
    *What Makes You Beautiful comes on the radio*
    Me: Oh jeez, not again. This song's so overplayed, it's ridiculous.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE! THE WAY THAT YOU FILP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED! BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL! YOU DON'T KNOW-OH-OH! YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!

  11. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    You know you're a directioner when:
    Whenever you see the word ‘nail’ you see ‘Niall’

  12. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 8:20am UTC
    "i'm fine" she whispers.
    holding back the tears.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:10am UTC
    just because i finally got over you,
    doesn't mean there aren't days when
    it all just comes rushing back.

  15. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:12am UTC
    I love you,
    but I’m not good enough for you.

  16. elysian* elysian*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:51am UTC
    okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, here we go.
    old witty, one direction, olympics, nutella, gay marraige, the hunger games, food, lyrics, plost twist, the notebook, mean girls, internet,potato, childhood, society, tom dayley, did you know, never gets old, more one direction.
    *sigh*, do i get a top-quote now?


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  18. L00KINGF0RS0METHING L00KINGF0RS0METHING
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:36am UTC
    i'm a guy & i want a cute relationship,
    honestly i do, and i know a load of my mates always joke around when i say that, calling me 'gay', or saying that it would make me 'whipped' or whatever, but i honestly do. i want a girlfriend who can accept me for me, just as i would accept her for her, the type of girl that would show her feelings and be able to trust me with things, the type of girl i could give my jacket to when she feels cold, the type of girl i could lie under the stars and talk about everything with, the type of relationship where we'd write cute letters to eachother and be silly anytime we wanted. but no, i'm not good enough.

  19. 鲁汉 ♡* 鲁汉 ♡*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 4:49am UTC
    My Directioner Brother #1
    Koby: *knocks on my bedroom door*
    Me: Hey.
    Koby: Vas Happenin' my carrot lovin' freak?
    Me: ohmigod.. -_-
    Koby: You look like you took a bad turn on the rollercoaster of life this morning!
    Me: ...
    Koby: Seriously, you should feel Harry's curls to get better!
    Me: Uh..
    Koby: Like, listen to some Justin Bieber so you feel like Niall!
    Koby: Or maybe you're having a Liam day...
    Koby: Hmm. Oh yeah! Like babysit our neighbours and dress them up so they look like one direction and pretend to be Paul!
    Koby: Paul! Paul! Paul!
    Me: ...
    Koby: Paul! Paul! Paul!
    Koby: Paul! Pauly Higgins! Daddy Paul!
    Me: bye.
    Me: *slams door*

    should I start a series? ahah x

  20. RainbowMarshmellows RainbowMarshmellows
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 2:23am UTC
    Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.

:)

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