sarhgirl

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Heey There! I'm Sarah <33

Oceans. Coffee. Sunrises. Little Kids. Warm Weather. Crop tops. Green Tea. Makeup. Playgrounds. Texting. Music. Dresses. Happiness. Waves. Laughing. Roller Coasters. Short-Shorts. Glitter. Healthy Habits. Disney Movies. Long Hair. Jokes. Bikinis. Family. SNL. Bonfires. Sweatpants. Tumblr. Witty Profiles♥

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 3:40am UTC

\\ I may not know your favorite colour, food or movie etc.//
But I know your eyes make brown look like the best colour,
Your smile makes me smile like an idiot,
When you laugh you get dimples in your cheeks,
when you are around your friends you act tough,
but you are the most sensitive guy otherwise..
I also know that you look at her the way I look at you,
I know that this is so [unfair]
because she will never love you the way i do

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 7:15pm UTC

I'm Australian.
& NO i do NOT say 'G'day mate!' I say 'hi'
I do NOT surf. I can't hop on a surf board for the life of me.
I don't even live near a beach. I have to travel at least 2 hours to a beach, which is the birth place of some sharks.
I DO not have any special talent. I'm not living in the desert, or anything like that.
I live in a over populated small town.
I go to the pool, NOT the beach
I wacth disney, NOT tan
I'm always on my laptop, NOT surfing.
And for your information if you say
G'day mate, to try and sound Australian,
Your failing. You just look like an idiot.
OH AND no I dont ride kangaroo's -_- I've only ever seen a couple AT A ZOO. and if i tried to hop on a wild one it would probably kill me, literally. I only see wombats when im camping 4 HOURS AWAY. only ever seen a walluby once. and I DO NOT RIDE AN EMU. that thing would eat my eyes out. We ride cars, buses, motorbikes etc. just like you.
I'm just a teenager.
In high school
addicted to geek games
does nothing with her life
in love
Has very little friends
not popular
not athletic
Like most people i just exist
Stop being so stereo-typical.
This isnt meant to offend, i just wanted to point this out.

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 1:14pm UTC

Everyone: scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes scissors.
Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 1:07am UTC

Substitute teacher: SIT DOWN RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY!
Substitute teacher whispers to me: whats that young girls name at the back
Me: Uhh Miss...
Substitute Teacher: Yes?
Me: HIS name is Hayden ...
Substitute Teacher: oh.. Yes .. I know that... SIT DOWN HAYDEN
True Story :')

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 3:18am UTC

I just saw
A bunch of ducks
practicing their teenage girl faces...

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 12:32am UTC

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 7:23am UTC

Fantasy-
British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you.
American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.
Reality-
British Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.
Australlian Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.
American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 12:46am UTC

Mum: Why are you doing that?
Me: Because One Direction do it.
Mum: So if One Direction jumped of a clif-
Me: yes.

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 9:55pm UTC

Touch her heart
NOT her body
Steal her love
NOT her virginity
Make her smile
DON'T waste her
Tears
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sarhgirl
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 11:41am UTC

My smile is plastic
& Its melting from all this pain
I hate all these sunny days
I just wish itr would rain
I'd hide all my tears
From the people who pretend they care
I know I'm not sleeping
But i swear this is a nightmare
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Poem i made a while back all mine. if joked please credit me
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sarhgirl
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 7:49am UTC

Sheldon: I made tea
Leanord: I don't want tea
Sheldon: I didn't make it for you
Sheldon: Its my tea
Leanord: Then why are you telling me
Sheldon: Its a great conversation starter
Leanord: Thats a horrible conversation starter
Sheldon: No its not
Sheldon: We're conversing
Sheldon: Checkmate
<3 if u know where this is from :')

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:48am UTC

On a scale of
G1 to G6
how fly are you?
<3 if u get it
♥♥♥

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 5:13am UTC

So you know this guy
and he makes you smile whenever your down
he makes you laugh without even trying
when he is around you, you feel like everything around u has fallen into space
you're speechless when he looks into your eyes
his eyes are like heaven
he doesnt know it but you're absolutly in love with him
I didn't mention his name
But when you read this, you thought of him.

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 9:28pm UTC

You know that feeling?
When you look at him and think.. Wow i love him. But we're just friends or maybe when he looks at her. It hurts so much sometimes.
When your in love with him but he's in love with her. You love everything about him and he loves everything about her.
you've wasted all your 11:11 wishes on him you've kept it in for so long, and no one knows how confused you are
Do you tell him how much you like him?
Or do you keep it in? as usual.
' It's Confusing. '
or ' It's complicated ' is your answer when someone asks you whats wrong when you look at them together your eyes fill up with tears. Because you love him. you love him sooo much. and sometimes you wish he
Knew
Yeah i know that feeling
nmf/q

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 2:47am UTC

What i see EVERYDAY on witty when i click 'Top Quotes'
- One direction
- quote complaining bout quotes
- quote about google
- awkward moment when
-YOLO
- YOLO
- one direction
- one direction
- quote complaining about quotes
- one direction
- hate about one direction quotes
- fav this if
- fav this if
-fav this if
-one direction
-text message
-one direction
- quote complaining about quotes
Wow.
y.O.L.O
YOU OBVIOUSLY LACK ORIGINALITY

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 7:26am UTC

Admit it....
When you first joined Witty,
You thought the advert was a quote
♥
LOL NO.
When i first joined witty there were no adverts..
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sarhgirl
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 3:36am UTC

How dare you say 'fav this quote'
After explaining that someone died.
i understand you're upset and hurt.
but its stupid to use someones death or illness
to get favs.

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 5:57am UTC

The awkward moment
when you're just sitting there and you need to sneeze so you make that very attractive face and then you don't sneeze and you look like an idiot...

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 10:50pm UTC

He put me in
The friend zone.
I don't understand when boys say we put them in the friend zone
when they do the exact same thing to us.

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sarhgirl
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 7:04am UTC

{If you are reading this} God is testing you so repost this and he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life ♥if you belive in him repost ♥

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