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celestialerror*
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 9:59pm UTC

I want to be a Hobbit so badly.
1. You eat at least 7 times a day.
2. You’re short and cute.
3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby.
4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring…even if it’s frowned upon).
5. The Shire is beautiful.
6. Most adorable homes.
7. Perfect little curly hair.
8. Can walk around barefoot.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 7:53pm UTC

I know
a place
where you
never
get harmed.
a magical
place with
magical charms.
Indoors,
Indoors,
Innn-dooors. . .
Take it
away penny!
- The Witty Anthem

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SomeRandomDude
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 9:43pm UTC

“To all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, its society who’s ugly.”
― Marilyn Monroe
I love this quote :)

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 4:48pm UTC

I would rather...
have a boyfriend who's dorky but a total sweatheart,
than a really hot guy who is a player and flirts with every girl.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 6:54pm UTC

but what if
birds could talk but they had really
deep voices like batman
you'd be in the park feeding the pigeons
"awwwwwww who's the pretty boy"
"screw you im batpigeon"
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 5:27pm UTC

" "
sorry
but your password
must contain an
uppercase letter, a number,
a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph,
and the blood of a virgin
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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SomeRandomDude
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Mom: Why don't you go to your friends house?
Me: I don't have any
Mom: What do you mean you don't have any friends?
Me: Im a socially akward person
Mom: No honey you are not!
Me: Have you heard the phrase "socially awkward potato?"
Mom: Yes actually i have
Me: Im a socially akward onion. People look at me and they start crying
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Me: Exactly.

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 8:00pm UTC

My Thoughts In The Hallway
Me: oh, so you're just gonna stop walking in the middle of the hallway?
Me: not even gonna move to the side? OH OK.
Me: I hate all of you.
Me: dont touch me peasants
Me: how would people react if i started to sing that song from the lion king
Me: the one thats like BAASOWENYAAMAMABEATSEBABAH
Me: why are you walking so slow?
Me: Step on the back of my shoe one more time I'm going to cut you
Me: Ew, I don't like you.
Me: hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely.
Me: Didn't they just say they hated each other two nights ago?
Me: Yall motherfudgers need JESUS
Me: do I say hi to you too
Me: or do I just awkwardly smile
Me: too late, awkward smile it is
Me: dear lord, please move out of my way
Me: I wish I could just float to class. Walking takes too much effort
Me: being lazy is such a problem at a school like this
Me: i need friends.

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Bobscookies
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 6:42pm UTC

when people
draw me things and say “sorry it’s
so bad”???? u could draw me a stick
person and I’d be like wow thank you
for spending time on something to give
me it’s beautiful you’re beautiful I love you
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Husband: "What do you fear the most?"
Wife: "I fear that you will meet someone else. That she'll be able to provide eternal happiness and effortless beauty, which I could not match. That I'll be left all alone, sheltered from everything and everyone around me. What about you? What do you fear the most?"
Husband: "Bears."

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 9:30am UTC

Differences between music genres:
Sentence: I saw a flower.
Rap: Yo I was hangin' with my muthafuken clique and we went to da garden of dem b1tc/hes but instead I saw a flowa'!
Pop: I saw a flower, flower, flower, It had colorful petals, ohhhh, petals.
Rock: In the meadow where nothing grew but grass and weeds, but then I looked down and saw a flower at my feet.
Emo: I crossed a beautiful flower BUT THEN IT FUKEN DIED!
Metal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SAW FLOWER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Country: I was ridin my tractor, drinkin a beer but then I saw a purty flower and said 'Hey y'all there's a mighty fine flowa'!'
Dubstep: WICKA WACKADEE JFGVHNJFHHUGJHIFJJGVNJIKFJRJFNRJFKNFRHJTNJRFJEKN ERHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ACHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAWABBBBAAA!

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Onism*
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Ever since I found Witty, I have a lifetime supply of insults for situations I'll never be in

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伤*
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 2:54pm UTC

WMYB: On the beach
Gotta Be You: On the lakeside
LWWY: A pool party
Little things: Had two water bottles
Kiss You: Surfing
Zayn: Are they trying to kill me or?

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 2:53pm UTC

what if paper screamed every word
you ever wrote back at you?

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 9:44pm UTC

What if Taylor Swift dated Ed Sheeran but He Cheated
on her with ADELE and then they all broke up......?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 4:22pm UTC

it's 2013 and i still can't teleport to other countries
to hang out with my internet friends.
is this some kind of joke

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 3:10pm UTC

i wish i could sleep at night but
my stupid ADHD kicks in and well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mcdonald had a farm, HEEEY macarena!

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