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BlackButterflies
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September 11, 2011 2:20am UTC

dad, i got my boyfriend pregnant.
what the... YOU"RE GROUNDED FOR
THE REST OF THE YEAR YOUNG
LADY! Get. Home. Now.
lol, dad.
there's nothing bloody funny about
this!
. . . . .wait for it. . . .
oh...

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BlackButterflies
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September 15, 2011 3:10am UTC

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE MORE DIFFICULT TO SAY
WHEN DRUNK:
1 Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1 No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type...
4. Kissing you is not what I want to do.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke to Hit Me Baby, One More Time.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I am about as coordinated as a moose on crack.
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. No, I don't want to break dance shirtless on the table.
11. I'm sorry, I don't like befriending hookers.
12. I know there's no candy in the van.
13. That chair is too high for me to jump over, I'd break my face.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 4:05pm UTC

to do list:
buy a parrot.
teach the parrot to say,
"Help!! I've been turned into a parrot!

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 4:06pm UTC

to do list:
put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle.
spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 4:08pm UTC

to do list:
become a doctor.
eat an apple a day.
have intense internal struggles.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 4:13pm UTC

to do list:
spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
laugh because he'll never have any friends.

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JordanWitty
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October 17, 2011 8:15am UTC

so my mom told me to quit witty because
she thinks everyone is old men creepinn .
lol. fav if your not old men creeping. (:

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FunZy0x4
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October 17, 2011 6:49pm UTC

I HATE HAVING TO WAIT A WHOLE WEEK TO SEE
THE NEXT EPISODE OF MY FAVORITE SHOW.

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lilsoccergirl
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 6:50pm UTC

And today...
My insane teacher
Took 20 points off of my perfectly good essay
Because i used the word "book" instead of "novel."

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kimbahhlayx
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October 17, 2011 6:50pm UTC

me? Behave? Seriously? As a kid i saw tarzan almost naked. Cinderella arrived home after midnight.Pinocchio told lies, aladdan was a theif, batman drove over 200mph. Snow white lived in a house with 7 men. Popeye smoked a pipe & had tattoos. Pacman ran around to digital music eating pills that enhanced his performance, & shaggy and scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.The Fault is Not Mine.

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lovehauntsyou
posted a quote
October 16, 2011 8:15pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥
>>>>>>> nmq
Try holding down the "Shift" Key,
While clicking the fave button:)

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idance
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October 14, 2011 9:12pm UTC

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idance
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October 14, 2011 9:09pm UTC

Jake
Hi, this is Jake's mom.. I wanted to let all of you know that he is no longer allowed on facebook due to the choices he made today. He posted on facebook personal information about someone, that regardless if it was true or not, it was rude. Because he chose to try and make her mad by spreading personal information, I thought he should know how it feels when the tables are turned.
He wet the bed until he was 8.
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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