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Member Since: 14 Oct 2011 07:40am

Last Seen: 23 Sep 2012 04:52pm

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Jordan{15}EuropeY
Hey guuuysss >:)
Basicallyy
i lovee to have funn and be happy. im quite sarcastic >;) 
 
haha, i hope you enjoy my quotes.
Volleyball, cheerleading and soccer is awesomee. :)
being with my friends is always hilarious and chyeah :p

Talk to me ((: 

  1. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    "Wakan Tankan Nici Un"
    -May the Great Spirit walk with you.

  2. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 4:54am UTC
    &Does anyone else think that filming yourself sleeping and
    watching it would be incredibly scary?
    Just me?

  3. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Friend: BAAA now i'm sheep
    Friend: BAAA now i'm a lamb
    Friend: BAAA now i'm a sheep.
    Friend: WHATCHA GONNA DO?
    Other Friend: Dude i'm a butterfly
    Other Friend: oh wait, look now i'm a caterpillar.
    Other Friend: YOU MAD BRO?

  4. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Roses are red, i have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone. Y

  5. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    Friend: Just remember it was all out of love.
    Other Friend: Yeah, your gonna get the smack of Cupid later.
    é

  6. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    Dad: Why are you still cleaning?
    Mom: Because the floors need to be vacuumed.
    Dad: But i did that last night!
    Dad: Right Jordan?
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Dad: dammit.

  7. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    Dragon clouds so high above,
    I've only known careless love.
    Y

  8. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Can't sorry, walking my Unicorn.

  9. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Sometimes I dig a hole in my backyard then stand in it and pretend im a carrot.
    Seems Legit.

  10. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    feels like, Summer.

  11. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    if people are trying to bring you down,
    it only means you are above them.

  12. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Now look at me I'm sparkling.

  13. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    Make me a sandwich.
    sure no big deal, but you know
    i'll eat it myself.

  14. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 8:44am UTC
    Those long, romantic walks
    to the f r i d g e.
    Y

  15. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 2:44am UTC
    No Lies, Just Love.

  16. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    I keep telling
    myself that I
    don't like you,
    but hopefully my heart will
    eventually start to believe it aswell..

  17. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    I sence sarcasm in your
    tone of typing?
    - Har har. you sence correctly fool.

  18. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    my heart is calling for you.
    but yours can't hear.

  19. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    in the car at night,
    and thinking about
    almost everything. ////////////////////////

  20. JordanWitty JordanWitty
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 5:30am UTC
    if you were a kiss, I know I'd be a hug
    If you were the wood, I'd be the fire.
    And, if you were the love, I'd be the desire
    -Barry Louis.
    BbbhdhBBBbbBaa

:)

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