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  1. rememberyourbeautiful rememberyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    #7
    That Moment
    when...
    You walk past your crush and he bumps in to you

  2. daddysgirl4396 daddysgirl4396
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Truth is. i'm done with this thing we call "life"

  3. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    i really don't like summer anymore.
    it used to be my favorite season, but now i hate it. it's all because of one person too.
    it's stupid, i know. but last summer was the summer i lost her. idk why i'm wriiting this,
    because most of you won't care. but it's crazy to think that this time, last year, everything
    was okay. and now? we don't even talk, we haven't since August 28th. and that was it. i didn't
    go back to her, she didn't come back to me, like what used to happen. it was really over. and
    usually, i get upset over break-ups, yeah. but then a couple weeks later, i'll be okay. but not this time.
    soon it'll be a year. and i still love her just as much as i did when i first met her. so yeah. summer's just
    full of sh-tty memories and flashbacks. wow, lol. well yeah.

  4. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 2:34am UTC
    sometimes, when i'm lonely,
    i reread our conversations to
    make me feel better, but it
    usually just makes me
    feel worse.

  5. Erinlovesyouboo Erinlovesyouboo
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    What are you doing tonight?
    Oh, you know just hitten up the clubs.
    Oh nice what club?
    Club penguin...

  6. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC
    #1 rule during arguments:
    if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

  7. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Ever looked at your bestfriend
    and thought 'why aren't we comedians?'
    nmf

  8. cx3 cx3
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    Dear Mom, ♥
    It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
    Your daughter,
    Judith
    PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

  9. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    WE ALL HAVE
    That one friend whose dad scares the crap outta you....

  10. IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 5:14pm UTC
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  11. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  12. xO_stella xO_stella
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 6:13pm UTC
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  13. Titan4Life Titan4Life
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    Yesterday.
    the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
    teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
    "Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
    replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
    laughing all period.
    ♥MLIA♥

  14. BlueEyedCutie BlueEyedCutie
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC
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  15. HotChelleRae_Luv HotChelleRae_Luv
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
    but the other person doesn't follow the script.

  16. xotristy12xo xotristy12xo
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    my parents: you're beautiful honey
    old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
    boys: ew what is that creature

  17. _today_tomorrow_tonight_forever_ _today_tomorrow_tonight_forever_
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 11:35pm UTC
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  18. Alybuzz Alybuzz
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    I'm Jealous Of My Parents
    I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
    . ......

  19. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    dear leg hair,
    i JUST shaved you like 15 minutes ago...
    sincerely, what is this!?

  20. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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