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KissTheDemenor

1. KissTheDemenor
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   February 28, 2013 6:55pm UTC
   I asked you if I was PRETTY , u said NO.
   I asked u if I was FAT, u said YES OF COURSE.
   I asked if u WANTED to be with me foresver, u said NO.
   I asked u if u would CRY if i walked away, u said NO.
   I had heard to much, and needed to leave and,
   as I walked away . . .
   U grabbed my arm and tild me to stay.
   U said . . .
   Ur not PRETTY, ur BEAUTIFUL.
   The only thing FAT or BIG, about u is ur HEART.
   I don't WANT to be with u forever, I NEED to be with u forever.
   And, baby, I wouldn't CRY if u walked away . . .
   I would DIE.
   
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2. KissTheDemenor
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   February 27, 2013 7:10pm UTC
   Me in Public:
   Me in The Halls:
   Me In The Crowd:
   Me When I Meet Someone New:
   Me At Parties:
   Me In Class:
   Me When Someone Tries To Make Small Talk:
   Me At Family Gatherings:
   Me Home Alone: CAW CAW MOTHERFRICKERS
   Me Home Alone: *dances about wildly*
   Me Home Alone: *shout-sings lady gaga*
   Me Home Alone: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRICK EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS
   Me Home Alone: *makes derp face in mirror
   Me Home Alone: I'M JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES ME
   Me Home Alone: *watches my shows and openly sobs and writhes from feels*
   Me Home Alone: PEACE OUT BEACHES I'M FREEEEEEE
   
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3. KissTheDemenor
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   February 27, 2013 7:00pm UTC
   When someone walks slower then me: omfg your slow bass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in you sleep grandma
   When some one walks faster then me: jesue christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
   When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy bass permission to walk with me get the brick away before I call the cops
   
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4. KissTheDemenor
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   February 27, 2013 6:40pm UTC
   *laying on the couch playing dead*
   sister: what are you doing
   me: SHH
   me: *starts to sing quietly* ᴰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉᵒᵖᶫᵉ ˢᶦᶰᵍ ᴸᵒˢᵗ ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵛᵃᶫᶫᵉʸ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶰᶦᵍʰᵗ ᴵᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵘˢᶦᶜ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵖᵉᵒᵖᶫᵉ ᵂʰᵒ ᵃʳᵉ ᶜᶫᶦᵐᵇᶦᶰᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ
   me: *gradually growing louder* for he wretched of the earth, there is a flame that never dies, even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise...
   me: *marching to the kitchen* They will live again in freedom In the garden of the Lord We will walk behind the plough-share We will put away the sword.. THE CHAIN WILL BE BROKEN AND ALL MEN WILL HAVE THEIR REWAAAAARRRRD
   me: *picks up my dog like simba* WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE, WHO WILL BE STRONG AND STAND WITH ME? SOMEWHERE BEYOND THE BARRICADE IS THERE A WORLD YOU LONG TO SEE? DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING? SAY, DO YOU HEAR THE DISTANT DRUMS, IT IS THE FUTURE THAT WE BRING WHEN TOMORROW COOOOOMES!
   
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5. KissTheDemenor
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   February 27, 2013 6:34pm UTC
   Me during an exam: lol imma ace dis beach
   Me during an exam: the frick did you just say
   Me during an exam: alright focus
   Me during an exam: pfffftt i got this
   Me during an exam:I'M A GENIUS
   Me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
   Me during an exam: lol brick this
   Me during an exam: be our guest be our guest put our serive to the test
   Me during an exam: oh exam right
   Me during an exam:yeah hear me flip that page
   Me during an exam: I am better than all of you
   Me during an exam: Peasants
   Me during an exam: What if everyone can read minds exepct me
   Me during an exam: I bet they're all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
   Me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
   Me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
   AMe during an exam: was i doing something
   Me during an exam: right test okay
   Me during an exam: lol i bet i finsh before this beach
   Me during an exam: did we learn this
   Me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
   Me during an exam: is that necessary
   Me during an exam: i will kill all of you
   
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