When someone walks slower then me: omfg your slow bass is
clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in you
sleep grandma
When some one walks faster then me: jesue christ
are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can
tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your
creepy bass permission to walk with me get the brick away before
I call the cops
