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lynskywalker
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February 26, 2012 2:29pm UTC

Based on psychologic study,
a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
love.

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Finally_
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February 26, 2012 2:19pm UTC

it's so hard
to watch the person you love,love someone else.

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February 26, 2012 11:09am UTC

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ImJustMeh
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February 26, 2012 1:59pm UTC

There will always be:
a "lie" in believe,
An "over" in lover,
an "end" in friends,
An "us" in trust,
an "if" in life,
And a "u" in beautiful.
nmf/nmq
"-fr Ffrfr
♥
♥
♥
♥

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moox143
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February 27, 2012 12:57am UTC

That moment when your relationship would be the perfect love story ♥

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xBeautifulDngerx
posted a quote
April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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newsflash_dailynews
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February 24, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Celebrity News Flash
A condom fell out of Zac Efrons pocket during The Lorax premier. His only reaction was "Oh My God."

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Teamskittles
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February 25, 2012 4:37am UTC

No, Don't talk to me. Your just going to bring back lots of memories and you know what else your going to bring back? Feelings. My feelings for you. So stop talking to me before I do the unthinkable of possibly liking you again.

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bella49
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 6:00pm UTC

I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.

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TheMahlee
posted a quote
August 12, 2010 5:33am UTC

a husband and wife,
were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing because it said "Error. Not long enough.

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blackeyedcarrots
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August 6, 2011 5:57pm UTC

a wife once asked her husband:
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Yes, of course!
Wife: Would you ever leave me?
Husband: No!
Wife: Do you think I'm pretty?
Husband: yes!
Wife: Would you ever hit me?
Husband: never will!
Wife: Do you love me?
Now read that^ from bottom to top instead ...

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mistory
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May 16, 2011 1:40pm UTC

wife : honey can you please fix the sink ? husband : no i'm not a pumber wife : then can u help me take care of the kids please husband : i'm not a babysitter !wife : can u bring me some things from the farmacy ?!husband : no i'm not a driver !the next day the husband came back from work and he found everything was done so he asked husband : did u do all this ? wife : nope our naboer said he would do every thing if i slept with him or made him a sandwitch husband : and i'm sure u made him a sandwitch right ?! wife : no i'm not a cook

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bleepxoox
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November 9, 2010 9:28pm UTC

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Stoked2014
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March 24, 2011 1:03am UTC

THE SONG I INTEND TO SING TO MY BROTHER AND HIS FIRST GIRLFRIEND =)
I know you hate me, I know you do. Just shout whenever and I won't care. I don't love you, ya don't have my heart and we will always, always,always be apart. Now your dating what are you saying? That there's a girl who looked into you eyes she said she loved you and I know its a lie. And I was like brother, brother, brother, oh break up, break up, break up. No like brother, brother, brother she don't really love you.
I'M NOT DONE YET BUT I CAN'T WAIT LOL

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JustTheWayIAm
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 5:06pm UTC

STAGES OF A RELATIONSHIP
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<3
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D':
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DamnnTaylerx
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October 29, 2011 5:44pm UTC

If you're easily offended
you might as well click off the internet and sign off forever.

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TheBeastYouWannaMeetCx
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October 29, 2011 10:00pm UTC

I Have Five Fingers for a reason.
Thumb: To show the world I'm gonna be okay.
Index: To pick my dearest family member.
Middle: For those Biitches who pushed me to far.
Ring: For that special guy, when the time is right.
Pinky: For my bestestfriends,
and the promises i'll never break.
♥♥♥

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Jazz101
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October 18, 2011 8:48pm UTC

Your single. I'm single. I like you. You like me. Am I missing something?
nmf.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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