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xXgottasecretXx13
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March 31, 2012 10:57pm UTC

Jenna Marbles.
'nuff said

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lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
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March 31, 2012 10:50pm UTC

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shelbyAcolin
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March 31, 2012 10:51pm UTC

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buddy2
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March 31, 2012 10:52pm UTC

A Good Friend Will Go To A Concert With You.
But A Best Friend Will Help You Kidnap The Band :)

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nutmegx97
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March 31, 2012 10:53pm UTC

I built up walls to keep out sadness..
But I guess happiness stayed
out too. .
....k,.

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libbyisasexybeast
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March 31, 2012 10:54pm UTC

That awkward moment when you realize that your neighbor has been watching you for the past 20 minutes, break dancing on your porch.
(True story)

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idkwhoyouaresobackoff
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March 30, 2012 7:56pm UTC

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hutchisamazing
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March 30, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Mom, he broke my heart.I don't know what im going to do. I need advice mom..
Honey, im going to tell you what my mom always told me; if a man ever breaks your heart. f*ck his bestfriend.
Nana said that??

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nicoleypoleyoley
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March 30, 2012 9:37pm UTC

I went to walgreens to pick up some new eyeliner
..I was there looking through all the colors when I heard
a high pitched, deadly, glass shattering scream
then a loud noise that sounded like thunder
the next thing I remembered was everyone shouting.
I couldn't understand any of them
I started to pray "Jesus keep me safe, please God, please."
Then I had the feeling to put my phone in my breast pocket
so I did..
I heard 2.. 3.. 4 gun shots
people screaming, then everything was quiet.
I turned around and I could of sworn something hit me
but when I looked down, I was fine
Then I saw a tall man with brown hair and big, brown eyes look at me
then he turned around and ran..
It took me a second to catch my breath, then I ran quickly into the opposite
isle of the store
and there I saw something noone should ever experience..
2 women where on the ground, their hands over their leg and chest
and 3 men struggling to get up, blood gushing from their body
I shrieked and grabbed my phone out to call the cops
then what next I saw took my breath away..
a bullet stuck in the back of my phone
.. right where I thought the man had shot me.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
miiine.// nicoleypoleyoley

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xxlainethelianxx
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March 30, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Automatically singing the Wonder Pets song;
"The phone, the phone is ringing!" when the phone rings.

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Anthony96
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March 30, 2012 9:16pm UTC

The problem with guys is they pretend to like you when they don't.
The problem with girls is they pretend they don't like you when they do.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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teenager_posts
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February 17, 2012 11:02am UTC

TeenagerPost#178
Hearing an awesome song in a commercial, then the glorious moment of finding it online and listening to the whole thing.
nmf.nmq.

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teenager_posts
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February 17, 2012 10:55am UTC

TeenagerPost#176
32+y+8(x+2y2=a-z)=2x3+(-2z=2.4)+10y-5z3=k=9x
Yeah... I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life.
nmf.nmq.

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Julial113
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February 16, 2012 10:44pm UTC

It's funny how one person,
Can ruin your whole day,
But at the same time,
They can make your whole day.
♥

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BravoSierra
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February 17, 2012 2:46pm UTC

When I was little I covered my hands in glue
Just so I could peel it off.
format by PaperLung

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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February 17, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Laugh
Through all your fears.
Smile
Through all your tears.
Don't let anything tear you
apart, because you are
stronger than you think.
I promise.

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neversaynever16
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February 17, 2012 6:04pm UTC

☠☠
Clse your eyes,
*1 New Message*Runs for phone , jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims the Atlantic Ocean, pushes mom out of the way, grabs phone...
"K"  
┌∩┐(¬‿¬)┌∩┐
format by neversaynever16
follow for a follow :)

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BravoSierra
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February 17, 2012 3:10pm UTC

What if oxygen makes our voices deep, and helium brings them back to normal?
MIND=BLOWN

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LilzaxX
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February 17, 2012 6:04am UTC

That feeling you get when,
you're about to go to bed and
you realize you have homework.

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